So I took some Viagra the other day, and need to see a doctor...

But when I try to open my car door I can't reach the handle...

:dunce:

Hmmm. Mine got stuck in my throat. Now I've got a stiff neck.

Yeah, I should go camping, no need for a tent, I'll just lay in my sleeping back on my back.

Stephen said:

Hmmm. Mine got stuck in my throat. Now I've got a stiff neck.

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You're talented, most guys aren't that flexible...

bvibert said:

Stephen said:

Hmmm. Mine got stuck in my throat. Now I've got a stiff neck.

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You're talented, most guys aren't that flexible...

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Haahahhahaahaa....




Don't I wish.

Chit, I'd never leave my house!

This is an, ummmmmm, interesting thread :roll: And now for something completely different...

you are supponse to see the doctor first, THEN take the viagra. you got it backwards man! don't you watch the perscription drug ads on TV? all those side effects and who knew!?! see your doctor today, a pill will cure everything!!!
/sarcasm
:beer:

Back in the day, when I did bad stuff, me and some friends were taking E. For those of you that don't know, E can make you horney. Now my best friends little brother was this thuggy fat kid that we would always make fun of. Anything he did we had to pay for. So anyway, on this night, no one wanted to buy him E, but we somehow had a viagra laying around (who knows where we got it). So we gave him the viagra, told him it was E, and all sat on the porch for a few hours. About 2 hours into it, the fat kid on viagra says "DUDE!!! THIS E YOU GAVE ME IS GREAT!!!! I'VE BEEN HARD FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT!!!" We all proceded to laugh histerically and someone accidentally mentioned it was viagra. So now the fat kid is all pissed off and starts whineing, which was typical of him and an appropriate ending to my story.

For those of you young people...drugs are bad and just because people have funny stories like this doesn't mean that a quick laugh is worth the consequences. That day, in the end, was a mistake.

I once took a chick that was borderline OD'd on E to the ER in the big white and red flashy light bus.


Her jaw had locked and she was started to foam at the mouth. I'm glad I had a medic with me.



And it didn't really look all that fun from where I was sitting.



Aaaany way, did you hear about the guy that popped his waterbed?

Yup- fell asleep on his stomach after taking his Viagra.

having been in the boston club scene as both a partier and a dj, i was always amazed by the amount of people blowing themselves away with the chemicals. i have nothing against it, but it never was my thing. i can't even remember how many people have asked me if i had any E. i am only against it what it eventually does to people who aren't smart or get hooked bad. then again, same thing could be said for booze. *shrug* i always used the likker to blow my mind away while dancing away and was satisfied with my level of euphoria. party safe regardless of your drug of choice, that is for sure... even if it is viagra.