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All she wanted was a little lovin'!

drjeff

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I think I just threw up a little in my mouth when *cough*her*cough* picture popped up :eek: :eek: :eek:
 

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Bonus-she drinks md 20/20! She is more of a man than I'll ever be!
 

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One of Waterbury's finest. :blink: And Mad Dog 20/20? That's pukin' booze.... :lol: :puke:
 

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She looks like quite the catch, I don't understand what their problem was?
 

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I'm not sure I could get that drunk.

Nowadays I know I couldn't get that drunk. I'd puke/passout probably a good 6 pack away from even considering *cough*her*cough*

Back in my college years, well I probably could get that drunk, but that's why in college with my usual group of drinking buddies, we ALWAYS had a sober wingman!
 

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Wow, and the midwest gets a bad wrap for redneck stuff. You don't get much more redneck than this.

TC, let me tell you, there are most definately parts of CT that I'd put up against ANY part of the country in terms of it's redneck ability :eek: And remember for redneck reference sake, I've been to over a dozen NASCAR races down South (Darlington, Bristol, Talledega) so I've seen some pretty "good" examples of rednecks! ;) :lol:
 

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TC, let me tell you, there are most definately parts of CT that I'd put up against ANY part of the country in terms of it's redneck ability :eek: And remember for redneck reference sake, I've been to over a dozen NASCAR races down South (Darlington, Bristol, Talledega) so I've seen some pretty "good" examples of rednecks! ;) :lol:

We have all sorts of 'interesting' folks around these parts...
 

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Bonus-she drinks md 20/20! She is more of a man than I'll ever be!

One of Waterbury's finest. :blink: And Mad Dog 20/20? That's pukin' booze.... :lol: :puke:

http://www.bumwine.com/md2020.html

Hilarious:

MD 20/20
18% or 13% alc. by vol.

As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York. This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this dog has a bite to back up its bark. MD Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20". You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry where the high school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that MD 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in MD 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum , but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.

Liquor stores are starting to be infiltrated by a 13% variety of MD 20/20 Red Grape. There is also a new "Blue Raspberry" flavor with "BLING BLING". Even the lowest functioning of bums will know not to get swindled out of 5%.
 

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One of the many reasons that you're not likely to ever catch me in any Wal-Mart...

Try living somewhere where Walmart is pretty much the only option. I was in the Rutland Walmart the other day and was surprised to see almost no 300 pound women or 75 pound crack ho's. Usually, the store is stuffed full of 'em.
 
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