ctenidae
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Unlike city dwellers, us country folk learn how to live self sufficiently... like using a coffee maker.
/It's a biatch cranking that hand generator to charge the batteries though.
You've got to drive 54 miles to get to the grocery store, though, don't you?
I hear getting a pizza delivered requires the top 3 Iditarod teams, 2 support helicopters, and at least 3 weeks advanced notice. And that's just to place the order.