Biggest AZ 'Homer' ;)

[dmc]

Jewish people are usually shitty skiers except for me..lol

Wow... You need to ski Hunter..
The chosen people will school you in the bumps here...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Wow... You need to ski Hunter..
The chosen people will school you in the bumps here...

Haha..I was just kidding I don't think race or religion has much to do with skiing ability..


On topic

All the Alpinezoners should really check out Blue mountain ski area located in Palmerton PA..just 75 miles from Philadelphia and 17 miles north of the beautiful city of Allentown. You better be in peak shape because the 1082 foot vertical drop will take away the breath of all but the most worldclass skiers and riders. The double-diamonds have at least a 20 degree pitch...that's really freaking steep and scary. The lodge has a wonderful ambience and smells like a combination of urine and french fries. If you are into park, you'll love the big mother f@cking booters and the crispy rails..perfect for any jibster. After a hard day on the slopes..hit up the bar for a $6 beer served in a 10 ounce plastic cup..you can't go wrong with Blue mountain...Touch The Sky..Blue mountain...

Oh yeah and be sure to take high altitude pills and bring a supply of oxygen..the peak elevation of almost 1600 feet above sea level is practically in the Stratosphere..Planes have to fly extra high to avoid hitting the peak. Wow what a great place to ski..

 

[awf170]

Oh man, this thread rules. I take a break to do some Chem homework for 30 minutes and come back to all sorts of entertainment.

The solution here is simple:

An Austin / GSS Ski-Off!!

My money is on Austin.

Hah! Thanks for the support. I think this needs a poll... maybe even a new thread.

Depends on the course...
Flat out gates - I'd probably give it to the poconos guy..
Rock drops and wot not - Austin.. And that includes the time it takes for him to put his skis on after the rock drops...

Seriously... I have no idea..

Yeah, I would get killed in the gates. That's what I get for having a MRG pass.

There is only one way to settle this
Old School
CHINESE DOWNHILL
:smile:

Sweet. Can we have it at Huntah. I heard that place was really good for that sort of event. :wink: (sorry DMC I had to)

Austin needs to get out of the backseat...lol..I'm down for a ski-off when I'm in Vermont this spring..

I'm just fine in the back seat. You can go faster that way. I think I'll be fine with it as long I don't break a 140 pounds.

HAHA I will come out of retirement for a Chinese downhill. Set a date so I can tell my boss I will be out that day. I better take off the following week as well just in case ;-)

Your not allowed. This is a strictly a GSS vs. Austin match. (I just know that you will destroy both of us)

Anyway, I think it should be Chute > Liftline with all drops included. We would have to wait for a day when they opening the "permanently closed" areas at the bottom so we can take those too.

(Speaking of the big "permanently closed" closed cliff on Liftline. I went off it twice early this season. Just take a wild guess what the outcome was. Sadly there were no cameramen around.)


This thread deserves 5 stars...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

O.K. Chinese downhill at Mad River Glen...the permanently closes cliff near the bottom of Liftline is only like 15 feet..childs play...lol..I might even do a crotchgrab spread eagle off that for extra steeze..

 

[wa-loaf]

Your not allowed. This is a strictly a GSS vs. Austin match. (I just know that you will destroy both of us)

Doesn't a Chinese Downhill require as many skiers/riders as possible?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Doesn't a Chinese Downhill require as many skiers/riders as possible?

No but what is required is General Tso's chicken and Pok Fry Rice

 

[Greg]

Doesn't a Chinese Downhill require as many skiers/riders as possible?

Ski-off <> Chinese Downhill

O.K. Chinese downhill at Mad River Glen...the permanently closes cliff near the bottom of Liftline is only like 15 feet..childs play...lol..I might even do a crotchgrab spread eagle off that for extra steeze..

Money's still on Austin.

 

[ski_resort_observer]

 

[bvibert]

It was a joke from Hotdog...

Chinese downhill? What the F is a Chinese downhill.

I got it and I laughed, especially at GSS's response. I haven't seen that movie in probably 20+ years, but I still remember that line. It was a favorite among my buddies...

I tried to buy a copy off of eBay, but it never came...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

What happened to Snowman??? He was a pretty big Homer when it came to snowmaking..according to him..nobody on here was going to ski or ride in November..ahahahahaha

 

[2knees]

O.K. Chinese downhill at Mad River Glen...the permanently closes cliff near the bottom of Liftline is only like 15 feet..childs play...lol..I might even do a crotchgrab spread eagle off that for extra steeze..

like this mad credit card air you threw. nice hands WHEEEEEEE Look at me, I'm flying like a bird!!!!

You must be like 4 feet off the ground there. Crazy kids.

 

[downhill04]

Thats it, my goal tonight is to upload the Chinese downhill from hot dog to youtube. With any luck it will give us something to watch at work tomorrow

 

[downhill04]

like this mad credit card air you threw. nice hands WHEEEEEEE Look at me, I'm flying like a bird!!!!

You must be like 4 feet off the ground there. Crazy kids.

Oh no!!!! He went there. hahahahahahahaha

 

[downhill04]

This is really helping me get through a slow day at the office.

 

[Greg]

like this mad credit card air you threw. nice hands WHEEEEEEE Look at me, I'm flying like a bird!!!!

You must be like 4 feet off the ground there. Crazy kids.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

like this mad credit card air you threw. nice hands WHEEEEEEE Look at me, I'm flying like a bird!!!!

You must be like 4 feet off the ground there. Crazy kids.

hahaha..but the thing is that I'm 12 feet tall so I'm way up there..I got a freaking nosebleed..lol

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

This is really helping me get through a slow day at the office.

Same I've only sold one tombstone so far today...no customers on this rainy day..

 

[ga2ski]

I voted for Bob, because ga2ski and SR were not on the list.

Besides I think Bob is running for mayor at SR.

 

[Vortex]

I would have posted you ga2ski, but you left me my name out of a thread last weekend "thankx" not in jest

and I in turn did the same. I don't want political office. way to much work.:dunce:

 

[Brettski]

Can Steeze even be in the list?

I mean, it's not called the pokes for nothing