Can GSS ski?

[WJenness]

Poor Justin didn't get a good nights sleep. Plus it is freezing out...

BTW: Want to mount my skis tomorrow? (This is easier than emailing you. I'm lazy)

Be careful what you ask Marc to mount...

-w

 

[Puck it]

I noticed some of his facts in his trip reports from JHMR were not correct this year. Directions to certain places were wrong and along with trails mention on wrong parts of the mountain. They were not way off but an experience JH'er notices these things.

 

[koreshot]

Be careful what you ask Marc to mount...

-w

I think as Austin's punishment for staring this thread, Marc should misinterpret "mount"....

...he secretly wants to anyway.

Austin. I'm with you man. Lets trash talk GSS some more - its the only way we can get him to come out and prove that he is good. Until I see GSS in the flesh, I am sticking by my theory that GSS is Greg's alter ego.

- GSS skis where Greg doesn't... always
- GSS carves and goes fast, Greg does bumps and steeps
- GSS racks up posts even faster than Greg
- GSS is a West Coast whore, Greg has never been

Thats all I can think of but there must be more to back up my theory. Somebody start a Poll.

 

[cbcbd]

Until I see GSS in the flesh, I am sticking by my theory that GSS is Greg's alter ego.

Your ideas intrigue me and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[ctenidae]

Until I see GSS in the flesh, I am sticking by my theory that GSS is Greg's alter ego.

- GSS skis where Greg doesn't... always
- GSS carves and goes fast, Greg does bumps and steeps
- GSS racks up posts even faster than Greg
- GSS is a West Coast whore, Greg has never been

Thats all I can think of but there must be more to back up my theory. Somebody start a Poll.

GSS is a 12 year-old Asian girl. Greg isn't.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

It's important to be a good all mountain skier,...

I'd rather be pretty good at carving..racing....pretty good at bumps/trees...pretty good skiing solid ice/powder/crud/breakable crust/spring snow and what not..

I'm not a parkrat...a race-rat..or a bumprat...nor am I a snowsnob..I just like to ski..a couple hours everyday..That is all..Skiing is fun..

 

[ALLSKIING]

It's important to be a good all mountain skier,...

I'd rather be pretty good at carving..racing....pretty good at bumps/trees...pretty good skiing solid ice/powder/crud/breakable crust/spring snow and what not..

I'm not a parkrat...a race-rat..or a bumprat...nor am I a snowsnob..I just like to ski..a couple hours everyday..That is all..Skiing is fun..

You really have to change your avatar...she is making me sick..

 

[koreshot]

You really have to change your avatar...she is making me sick..

Is that Mrs. GSS?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I noticed some of his facts in his trip reports from JHMR were not correct this year. Directions to certain places were wrong and along with trails mention on wrong parts of the mountain. They were not way off but an experience JH'er notices these things.

Thanks for pointing that out...but my J-Hole trip reports were written in 10-15 minute bursts with others waiting for me to use the computer..Sorry if I said I skied a certain run off the Sublette chair vs the Thunder chair...my bad..on my next trip to Jackson Hole..I'll e-mail you my reports first so you can fact check them..lol..sorry im I mixed up Symetry woods with Woolsy woods..I ain't read to good..

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

- GSS is a West Coast whore, Greg has never been

.

Greg has never skied out west???? I wouldn't say I'm a west coast whore..This season I'll ski out west probably 14 days out of 100 total days..I'm definitely a Blue mountain whore..and a Stowe whore as well..I won't let a season go by without skiing at Stowe...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

You really have to change your avatar...she is making me sick..

Since you didn't flame me in this thread..I'll change my Avatar..

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I changed my Avatar..my new Avatar is me grass skiing in the Poconos..

"GSS on grass"

and I suck at grass skiing but my buddy has about 8 pairs and lives in a resort community with a private ski hill.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

here i got a new one for you.

ahahahahaha..I'm more gangstah than her...and for the record..I'm not 30..I'm 28...going on 12..

 

[mlctvt]

I have to tell you guys, GSS is real and he can ski. I skied with him and his buddy Jeff on opening day at Mount Snow 11/10. Since it was just opening day all we could ski was a few groomed flat trails, so I can't atest to his bump or tree skills. But he can carve nice GS turns and he does ski fast.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Mark...unfortunately Jeff broke his femur right before Christmas and he's out for the season..he missed going to Jackson Hole..

 

[ALLSKIING]

Since you didn't flame me in this thread..I'll change my Avatar..

Much better..

 

[koreshot]

I have to tell you guys, GSS is real and he can ski. I skied with him and his buddy Jeff on opening day at Mount Snow 11/10. Since it was just opening day all we could ski was a few groomed flat trails, so I can't atest to his bump or tree skills. But he can carve nice GS turns and he does ski fast.

Damnit. This totally kills my already weak theory.

 

[Hawkshot99]

Damnit. This totally kills my already weak theory.

No it does not. Greg has almighty powers over Alpinezone. He can hack into people's acounts and type anything that he wants!

 

[mlctvt]

Mark...unfortunately Jeff broke his femur right before Christmas and he's out for the season..he missed going to Jackson Hole..

That sucks!, did he do it skiing?
A friend of mine broke his femur skiing and it was nasty, his broken leg bone came right through his ski pants! He looked down at his leg and then passed out while I went for the ski patrol. He think he was in a body cast then a full leg cast until August.

 

[koreshot]

No it does not. Greg has almighty powers over Alpinezone. He can hack into people's acounts and type anything that he wants!

Good point. Has anyone ever met/skied with mlctvt ??

(I can see how this could be a vicious cycle - only people that I have physically skied with can respond.)