Coming to theatres soon, a chairlift horror flick!

[bvibert]

predicting lameness

any cheesy horror movie worth it's 3AM time slot on a Monday night has gots to have bewbz in it, which is typically the only redeeming quality of the movie. With a title Frozen and the script, this is unlikely.

I think you may be right, but you never know... With all that cold there could be some killer headlights....

 

[drjeff]

I think you may be right, but you never know... With all that cold there could be some killer headlights....

Gotta hope for lots of under armour t-necks then! :lol:

 

[snafu]

I really can't see how this can fill up 90 minutes. And one of them gets mauled/killed by wolves? Really? In a not so great ski area in New England? Really?!? Is the mountain haunted or something?:roll:

These days I find it hard to sacrifice 1 1/2 - 2 hours(or more) of my life to watching a movie. The only movie I have been looking forward to seeing at the theatre is Avatar, and thats cause James Cameron makes great movies. These days I rely on who the director or producer is rather than the cast.

 

[severine]

Is this for realz?

That was my first thought, too.

I don't know about you, but this kinda makes me want to scream "I don't want to die" next time I am on my way up a lift.

:lol: Be nice to the lifties and don't give the loss prevention peeps any flak!

predicting lameness

any cheesy horror movie worth it's 3AM time slot on a Monday night has gots to have bewbz in it, which is typically the only redeeming quality of the movie. With a title Frozen and the script, this is unlikely.

:roll:

 

[deadheadskier]

You watched Friday the 13th movies for something other than the bewbz?

 

[severine]

You watched Friday the 13th movies for something other than the bewbz?

I certainly was not watching it for the bewbz. That would be like saying no B-movie horror film is worth its ilk without d*ck. So I guess none of them are.

It was good for a laugh, though.

 

[St. Bear]

You watched Friday the 13th movies for something other than the bewbz?

Bewbs can enhance a good horror movie, but they can't carry it. Much like frosting on a cake. It makes the whole experience much better, but it gets real old real quickly by itself.

 

[deadheadskier]

you know, my wife, odd one that she is, has no problem eating a spoonful of frosting out of the can sans cake. Out of respect, I want to discuss her bewbz though :lol:

 

[snafu]

I certainly was not watching it for the bewbz. That would be like saying no B-movie horror film is worth its ilk without d*ck. So I guess none of them are.

It was good for a laugh, though.

A little off on the analogy since females aren't as visually orientated as males - its more like having a romance novel without the steamy love scenes that involve throbbing and climaxing. A women's reaction to seeing a penis in a movie is way different than a man's reaction to seeing bewbs.

This thread brings up memories of my first visit to California in '96 - went to Big Bear and Snow Summit with my uncle who was working on a movie there at the time called 'Jack Frost'. For those who missed this gem it was about a killer snowman, and they were in Big Bear cause they needed snow. But that year was a bust and there was no snow on the ground, so they had all these white blankets and other fake snow around on the set. Met the lead actor(forgot his name) who was actually an avid ice-climber who did alot of climbing in NH. Nice guy. Shannon Elizabeth was in it as well, too bad she wasn't on the set when I was there. She provided the necessary bewbs for this B flick.

 

[severine]

you know, my wife, odd one that she is, has no problem eating a spoonful of frosting out of the can sans cake. Out of respect, I want to discuss her bewbz though :lol:

That's a whole other genre of film.

 

[deadheadskier]

Holy freudian slip there.

What was meant to be said was "Out of respect I won't discuss her bewbz" no "Out of respect I want to discuss her bewbz"

:lol:

 

[severine]

A little off on the analogy since females aren't as visually orientated as males - its more like having a romance novel without the steamy love scenes that involve throbbing and climaxing. A women's reaction to seeing a penis in a movie is way different than a man's reaction to seeing bewbs.

I'm going to say this as respectfully as possible, but have you ever been a woman? How do you know what we would like to see or encounter? I can think of few women who would not appreciate the nude male form...it's such a rare occurrence in films, however, compared to the bewbs that are in nearly everything... Are you guys dying to get back to breastfeeding or something?! I can see what you're saying about the romance novels, but since I haven't read them since I was a teenager, meh. Doesn't matter.

I think there should be an all-male AZ calendar! I demand it in light of the Lange girl thread and all the discussions about which anchor-/weather women are hot. What do you say, guys?

 

[drjeff]

Holy freudian slip there.

What was meant to be said was "Out of respect I won't discuss her bewbz" no "Out of respect I want to discuss her bewbz"

:lol:

This movie would have way more bewbz potential if they were stranded in the sauna gondola car rather than an old triple chair

 

[UVSHTSTRM]

A little off on the analogy since females aren't as visually orientated as males - its more like having a romance novel without the steamy love scenes that involve throbbing and climaxing. A women's reaction to seeing a penis in a movie is way different than a man's reaction to seeing bewbs.

This thread brings up memories of my first visit to California in '96 - went to Big Bear and Snow Summit with my uncle who was working on a movie there at the time called 'Jack Frost'. For those who missed this gem it was about a killer snowman, and they were in Big Bear cause they needed snow. But that year was a bust and there was no snow on the ground, so they had all these white blankets and other fake snow around on the set. Met the lead actor(forgot his name) who was actually an avid ice-climber who did alot of climbing in NH. Nice guy. Shannon Elizabeth was in it as well, too bad she wasn't on the set when I was there. She provided the necessary bewbs for this B flick.

Most likely Chris Allport...........he's dead as of about 2 years ago I think. He died in Cali in a Avalanche.

 

[St. Bear]

This thread brings up memories of my first visit to California in '96 - went to Big Bear and Snow Summit with my uncle who was working on a movie there at the time called 'Jack Frost'. For those who missed this gem it was about a killer snowman, and they were in Big Bear cause they needed snow. But that year was a bust and there was no snow on the ground, so they had all these white blankets and other fake snow around on the set. Met the lead actor(forgot his name) who was actually an avid ice-climber who did alot of climbing in NH. Nice guy. Shannon Elizabeth was in it as well, too bad she wasn't on the set when I was there. She provided the necessary bewbs for this B flick.

Now that was a great movie.

 

[snafu]

Most likely Chris Allport...........he's dead as of about 2 years ago I think. He died in Cali in a Avalanche.

Yeah, thats him. Wow. He was a nice, down to earth guy as I remember, talked for quite a bit between takes. Well at least he died doing what he loved to do.

 

[snafu]

I'm going to say this as respectfully as possible, but have you ever been a woman? How do you know what we would like to see or encounter?

Uhmm, no, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.:wink:

I think there should be an all-male AZ calendar! I demand it in light of the Lange girl thread and all the discussions about which anchor-/weather women are hot. What do you say, guys?

Where do we sign up? Is full-frontal required? :-D

 

[gmcunni]

i am so pissed.. this is a blatent rip off of my independent film -

 

[bvibert]

i am so pissed.. this is a blatent rip off of my independent film -

:lol: I forgot about that!

 

[andyzee]

i am so pissed.. this is a blatent rip off of my independent film -

Good one, sue the bastids!