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crusty the clone

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Granite1

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Crusty saw his two buddies ski right by him while he was smoking his bong. He tried catching up with them but had to stop twice to rest because he is so out of shape from smoking weed all day and is 100 pounds overweight. When Crusty got on the lift, he was paired up with yahoo. Yahoo couldn't believe he had to ride the lift with Crusty and smell him. Crusty's breath is just as bad; half his teeth are missing, and the other half are brown and green from tooth decay caused by the thc in all the weed he smokes. Crusty has never washed his 12-year-old ski jacket and ski pants, which are covered with dirty stains and tears. He patches the holes and rips with flex seal. His clothes are just as dirty, and he doesn't wash them either. Once they wear out, he buys used clothes at the Salvation Army. Crusty lives in a one-room apartment on the worst street in the worst part of Trenton, NJ. The one window in the room opens up to the brick wall of the building next door. The dirty bathroom he uses is all the way down the hallway.
 

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Also to add that direct call out threads are not allowed, especially with the only purpose to troll.

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