Dear Santa....

[billski]

I've been a good boy this year. Really I have. I don't want any presents, I don't want a train set. I know our roof has no snow on it, so I understand if you can't land on it this year.

Santa, dear Santa; I only want one thing. Can I have a ride in you sleigh once all your toys are delivered? I hear you're a pretty good skier. Could we go to Revelstoke? Like, I could teach you how to do chutes. Since you have a sleigh, we could just land on top. I'm sure the reindeer know the way to carry the sleigh over white and drifting snow.

I'll be waiting on the roof with my skis and boots. Don't be late!''

 

[Northernflight]

Just make sure you bring carrots for Rudolf, I hear he can be pretty unhappy about picking up hitchhikers.