Favorite Ski Movie Quotes

[skibum1321]

So I was watching TGR's High Life last night (watching a ski movie is pretty much a nightly routine) and I was thinking that this movie has some great quotes. There are some other movies with really good ones and stupid ones too. So what are your favorite/stupidest quotes from ski movies?

I think it was Kina Pickett with this one in High Life: "I don't know if I'd call someone who only does tricks a skier. Are they skiers or do they take off and land?"

There is also a really dumb one from Ski Movie 3 by JT Holmes that I can't think of off the top of my head, but I will have it by tomorrow probably :beer:

Scratch that - tomorrow's Saturday - Monday it is.

 

[thetrailboss]

"You want your ski, go get it. Yeah, and that one too. So if you want your ski, GO GET IT!!" (Warren Miller). :lol:

 

[RustyK]

I had sunny side up, I had sunny side down.
I had sunny all zee vay around!

Rudy from Hot Dog the movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087425/

 

[kickstand]

"Go that way really, really fast. If something gets in your way.....turn!"

 

[mattchuck2]

"Smell that? Winter's Coming." - TJ Burke in Aspen Extreme

- "Shooting the Hole is like making love"
- "I've never made love"
- "GOOD LUCK!"
- From Ski Patrol

There was some really dumb JT Holmes quote in the beginning of a TGR movie that said something like "We live in a world where Snowcats build huge terrain features, where Helicopters allow us to access remote peaks, we are truly one with nature." Totally ridiculous.

 

[sledhaulingmedic]

"These go to eleven"

 

[bvibert]

"Go that way really, really fast. If something gets in your way.....turn!"

Thats my favorite!

I tend not to pay alot of attention to the dialog in ski porn movies, most of time I fast foward through bs interviews and stuff to get to the skiing...

 

[SkiDog]

I had sunny side up, I had sunny side down.
I had sunny all zee vay around!

Rudy from Hot Dog the movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087425/

Rudy you can kiss my A$$..Not on this side...not on that side...but right in ZEE middle....HA

Again Hot Dog the movie...

M

 

[DEVO]

Cop walks up, big old huge boots, there's like six camera angles, "license and registration"...LICENSE??? So I reach in there pull out exactly what I want, hand it him...like....you know...this is it...he looks at it...goes....This is a license to thrill!

-Glenn Plake, License to Thrill

 

[Jaytrek57]

"What the F*&^ is a Chinese downhill?"

 

[mattchuck2]

Also from Aspen Extreme:

"We got a renegade goin' O.B. We're after him"

And

"Skiing's the easy part, Karl"

 

[Charlie Schuessler]

"..people who sue ski areas should to be shot..."

Scott Schmidt, Blizzard of Ahh's