Have a little fun at Stowe's expense

[billski]

OK boys and girls. Here's a game. Take Stowe's Spruce Peak marketing pitch and "fix it up" a little bit. How creative can we be here? Winner gets a free parking space at the Mt. Mansfield Lodge Ghetto Parking Lot. It sounds like this crowd will be quite interested in the "Chic retail shopping" and "ski valet service." No?

Introducing the Front Four Private Residence Club
Starting in the mid-$300s, the Front Four Private Residences represent a rare fractional ownership opportunity in the heart of Spruce Peak at Stowe. These well appointed, penthouse residences include:

* Gourmet kitchens
* 24/7 room service
* Access to a private chef
* Dedicated concierge
* Expansive views of the mountain
* Private terraces
* Custom furnishings
* Stowe Mountain Club Platinum Membership

It’s the four-season vacation home you’ve always imagined.
With world-class golf, hiking, skiing, and shopping with the services and amenities of a luxury resort and spa, the Front Four Private Residences make the entire Spruce Peak resort your vacation home.

* Ski valet and storage services
* Fine dining and friendly bistros
* Chic retail shopping
* Planned state-of-the-art Performing Arts Center
* In-lodge 21,000-square-foot spa and wellness center
* Outdoor hot tubs and heated pools
* 18-hole Bob Cupp championship golf course

 

[millerm277]

Well, based on Stowe's trail counting, it should be the Front Ten Private Residence Club.

 

[ctenidae]

Wow. In all that, "Ski" is mentioned all of twice.
I'm guessing we're not the droids they're looking for.

 

[billski]

something tells me we're not at Burke anymore.

You may have to pass a credit check by the gate attendant to enter.

I am waiting for them to start charging for parking...

 

[tcharron]

Well, based on Stowe's trail counting, it should be the Front Ten Private Residence Club.

ROTFL

Change it to be Front Ten, and then mention something about four buildings. :-D

 

[tjf67]

Sounds like heaven to me

 

[wa-loaf]

Personally I think ski valets rock!

 

[billski]

Personally I think ski valets rock!

will they wipe my goggles and hand me tissues too?:razz:

I always have the urge to do a little chic shopping right after the slope close...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

The massages at the new Spa better include a happy ending for what they're going to charge..lol

 

[highpeaksdrifter]

They’re trying to make money. That’s what businesses do.

 

[billski]

They’re trying to make money. That’s what businesses do.

you are being far too serious. have a little eggnog....:beer:

 

[drjeff]

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You may have to pass a credit check by the gate attendant to enter.

...

You sure it won't be a Bogner check??

 

[campgottagopee]

Build it and they will come---what's wrong with that??? If I had the cash I'd be jumpin in for sure. Stowe is a kickass town with an even better mountain to ski.

 

[billski]

Build it and they will come---what's wrong with that??? If I had the cash I'd be jumpin in for sure. Stowe is a kickass town with an even better mountain to ski.

This is intended to be a humorous thread, I don'tt expect folks to take it seriously.

 

[campgottagopee]

This is intended to be a humorous thread, I don'tt expect folks to take it seriously.

Gtocha----this damn r-word lately is pissing my off---snow on the way--BIG SNOW

 

[tjf67]

Gtocha----this damn r-word lately is pissing my off---snow on the way--BIG SNOW

Its all snow up here in LP caboogie. L

 

[billski]

Gtocha----this damn r-word lately is pissing my off---snow on the way--BIG SNOW

ooh, ooh, ooh, WHERE? WHEN? GOT SOME GPS COORDS FOR ME. I'LL GAS UP RIGHT NOW. Oh s... my skis are at the shop. CAMPGOTTAGOSKI is what am renaming myself...

 

[skiprob]

...and now back to our thread

"Invest in here at Spruce ... where we'll screw you... while everyone else just gets F&CK%D."

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.