Have you ever had sex on the mountain when skiing?

[dirtbagking]

I used to get a blanket from ski patrol and take my girlfriend to a part of the mountain nobody else would find on a sunny day. And the gondola!

 

[drjeff]

This thread is going to get interesting in a hurry!

Does across the street from the mountain at my place count??

 

[Marc]

I'm assuming, despite the wording of the question, one would actually stop skiing while engaging in said copulation?

Otherwise, I see it turning Sonny Bono real fast.

 

[tree_skier]

Not while moving on skis.

 

[jack97]

Wouldn't the skis and boots limit the type of positions?

 

[Vortex]

I found a condo is quite a useful tool.

 

[Grassi21]

Wait, with another person, or solo? Kidding...

 

[wa-loaf]

There was that one time with your mom.

Other than that, everything has been limited to near the mtn.

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

Wouldn't the skis and boots limit the type of positions?

I can kind of imagine two skiers with skis on while skiing (better that they ditch the poles), but two snowboarders strapped into their boards and moving? That's tougher.

 

[twinplanx]

I can kind of imagine two skiers with skis on while skiing (better that they ditch the poles), but two snowboarders strapped into their boards and moving? That's tougher.

Ahh but what if said boarders have opposing feet forward?(Goofy VS Regular)

 

[Warp Daddy]

Would the G forces enhance the G spot experience??

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

Ahh but what if said boarders have opposing feet forward?(Goofy VS Regular)

That'll do it! Thanks.

 

[deadheadskier]

I used to get a blanket from ski patrol and take my girlfriend to a part of the mountain nobody else would find on a sunny day. And the gondola!

Do your friends call you squirrel?

 

[Phildozer]

Closest I've been to sex on the mountain is a couple weeks ago.

Wa-Loaf tried hitting on me.

"Hey, daddy don't swing that way!"

I do respect his life-choice though. Keep reaching for that rainbow Wa-Loaf!

 

[wa-loaf]

Closest I've been to sex on the mountain is a couple weeks ago.

Wa-Loaf tried hitting on me.

"Hey, daddy don't swing that way!"

I do respect his life-choice though. Keep reaching for that rainbow Wa-Loaf!

Hey you're a sexy man and hard to resist. I am kind of a bear though and I know how you like the little boys. So I understand.

 

[Phildozer]

Hey you're a sexy man and hard to resist. I am kind of a bear though and I know how you like the little boys. So I understand.

Little boys? Don't go projecting your issues on me, pervo!

 

[wa-loaf]

Little boys? Don't go projecting your issues on me, pervo!

It's OK if you're not comfortable talking about it in public, but don't try to deflect it onto me. I heard about the visit from DSS so I won't mention it again.

 

[Phildozer]

It's OK if you're not comfortable talking about it in public, but don't try to deflect it onto me. I heard about the visit from DSS so I won't mention it again.

Ok, that's just wrong on so many levels....

 

[severine]

:roll: You guys had to go and ruin a perfectly good topic. :roll:

Geez!

 

[downhill04]

I wont name the resort but yes I have done it one time. I don't recommend it though. It was a little chilly.