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John Kerry a Snowboarder?

First Tracks

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In Sun Valley last winter he was so upset and humiliated that he fell in front of the news cameras that he publicly (i.e., again on news cameras, albeit much later after he had a chance to think about it) blamed it on a Secret Service agent for cutting him off.

He's already set to sue someone for a snow sliding accident, and Edwards can even represent him!

A marriage made in hell.
 

Greg

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First Tracks said:
A marriage made in hell.
You're going to fit right in here, Marc... :lol:
 

Katahdin

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thetrailboss said:
:roll: Now all we need is a photo of him on skis to prove that he could be considered a flip-flopper.

Here is a pic of John Kerry on skis:

kerry_skis.jpg
 

noreaster

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Since this is all in fun
Here is a picture of stay the course George Wrong Bush.
Warning: servere flip flopping may occur when out of control during fall or if you realize your on the wrong mountain !!! :D

speedski.jpg
 

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Yes, John Kerry DOES ski, I've seen him on the slopes before...and yes...he is pretty good and it is his own equipment, not rental stuff...not even high end rental/demo stuff.
 

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I have seen pictures of John Kerry on a snowboard, he snowboards in ski clothes - I consider that suspect. I do love the story about the "SOB" secret service agent that knocked him over because "I never fall"
 
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derherren

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I do both as well is that bad? I enjoy boarding mere though.
 

tree_skier

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teachski said:
Yes, John Kerry DOES ski, I've seen him on the slopes before...and yes...he is pretty good and it is his own equipment, not rental stuff...not even high end rental/demo stuff.

Well I would expect him to have his own stuff and for it to be high end as he only has:
2 - $8000.00 bicycles
$6000.00 in windsurfing gear
5- boats including a $1,200,000.00 hinckly (sp?)
a $5,000,000.00 Gulfstream 5 jet (burns 7 gallons of jet feul per minute)
at least 8 SUV's

and he is telling us we need to end our dependance on foriegn oil.
 
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The Gulfstream jet is actually $50,000,000...not $5,000,000. Plus he owns with Mama T at least 5 mansions, all requiring heat and AC!!

Yes he is a real man of the people!! :beer:
 

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John Kerry a snowboarder?

I'm glad someone posted a picture of Dubya too. Now if they would only give him a helmet that had a see through face plate so that he could actually see where he was going instead of where imagines he is headed!
 

sledhaulingmedic

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noreaster said:
Since this is all in fun
Here is a picture of stay the course George Wrong Bush.
Warning: servere flip flopping may occur when out of control during fall or if you realize your on the wrong mountain !!! :D

Perhaps he's on "The wrong skis on the wrong mountain at the wrong time"
 
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