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Kim Jong-un North Korea Ski Resort Damaged by Mudslides
- Thread starter Nick
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BenedictGomez
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No chairlifts needed.
Peasants carry you up the hill until they collapse and die, at which point a new peasant picks up the slack.
billski
Active member
You guys are too funny! See what happens when I go away? The good times roll!I heard on good authority that ski patrol will be armed military police and are trained to shoot-to-kill any out of bounds skiers. :uzi:
Mountain rescue will be limited to putting the injured skier on a sled and pushing him/her off the cliff. Dear leader expects this will hasten the time to get to the hospital. A morgue will be placed at the base of the cliff.
dlague
Active member
And the retired ones become mogul seeding.
Yeah, exactly.
ss20
Well-known member
Groommer blades will be peasant fingers and toes.
SIKSKIER
New member
All his officials are still using pencils and paper in that article.
Uh oh...Switzerland bars lift company from exporting $7 million in lift components to Great Leader.
http://unofficialnetworks.com/swiss-government-blocks-skilift-exports-north-korea-124487/
http://unofficialnetworks.com/swiss-government-blocks-skilift-exports-north-korea-124487/
billski
Active member
Damn! I just arranged a group trip for next January. I was really looking forward to some of the double black trails, "Rocket run", "Nuclear Fantasy", and WMD. Other trails like "Kim's Run" just really don't have a good ring to them.
RENO
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billski
Active member
I don't think Dear Leader would like his freshly pressed suit to get dirty. Then again, maybe that's why it's brown?
billski
Active member
sanctions on Pyongyang prohibiting trade in luxury goods. ...
Source: South China Morning Post, August 22, 2013
"Kim Jong-un's plans for a top-notch ski resort face an uphill battle in the face of a vigorous campaign by a Japanese human rights advocate.
..For months, Ken Kato, director of Tokyo-based Human Rights in Asia, has been contacting the Japanese embassies ...reminding them to adhere to United Nations sanctions on Pyongyang prohibiting trade in luxury goods.
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"North Korea is trying to import lifts from Leitner Ropeways and I think this is a little bit worrying,"
...
Imagine a lineup like this as Vail expands. A freaking military battalion!
The Masik resort will have a hotel, cable cars, ski gear shops and a heliport, the KCNA state media has reported. Kim ordered that it be completed in time for the skiing season this winter.
South Korean media have reported that US$1.8 billion is being sunk into Kim's pet project, which could be seen as attempt to rival South Korea when it hosts the 2018 Winter Olympics.
Source: South China Morning Post, August 22, 2013
"Kim Jong-un's plans for a top-notch ski resort face an uphill battle in the face of a vigorous campaign by a Japanese human rights advocate.
..For months, Ken Kato, director of Tokyo-based Human Rights in Asia, has been contacting the Japanese embassies ...reminding them to adhere to United Nations sanctions on Pyongyang prohibiting trade in luxury goods.
...
"North Korea is trying to import lifts from Leitner Ropeways and I think this is a little bit worrying,"
...
Imagine a lineup like this as Vail expands. A freaking military battalion!
The Masik resort will have a hotel, cable cars, ski gear shops and a heliport, the KCNA state media has reported. Kim ordered that it be completed in time for the skiing season this winter.
South Korean media have reported that US$1.8 billion is being sunk into Kim's pet project, which could be seen as attempt to rival South Korea when it hosts the 2018 Winter Olympics.
billski
Active member
Very curious:
40% of Korean citizens in the northeast sector of the country are now addicted to Crystal Meth and nearly everyone has tried it. It all started about 20 years ago when the government setup crystal meth production facilities in the northeast of the country to generate cash for the country. The government appears unable to control the problem. Yeah. Neither that nor the dear leader's mouth can be controlled!
40% of Korean citizens in the northeast sector of the country are now addicted to Crystal Meth and nearly everyone has tried it. It all started about 20 years ago when the government setup crystal meth production facilities in the northeast of the country to generate cash for the country. The government appears unable to control the problem. Yeah. Neither that nor the dear leader's mouth can be controlled!
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Re: Leitner
I believe that they have declined to sell anything to North Korea because of political concerns.
I believe that they have declined to sell anything to North Korea because of political concerns.
ScottySkis
Well-known member
Sad very sad.
ss20
Well-known member
Sad very sad.
I'd do drugs too if my country was constantly on the verge of starvation and I worked 12 hours a day.
BTW, this is N. Korea right? "Korean citizens" isn't helping me.
Smellytele
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Boston Bulldog
Member
Just saw this thread and I am literally dying, this is freaking hilarous!
Thread of the year!
Thread of the year!