Less than 2 months until ski season...RAP..

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I thought I'd write a little rap to add a little stoke to the AZ community..here I go..with my flow..and I won't stop..until it snows..

5 weeks ago a friend of mine
told me Alpinezone will blow my mind
took his advice and registered
like JimG a pot I did stir

Alpinezone is bad to the bone
I've got so many posts it's like I have a clone
I'm mad spendy my dates get sprinkles on their cones
Taking them to friendleys cause I'm hella trendy wouldn't you know it the straws are bendy
like the runs at Mad River Glen..such a pain..for OldSnowboarder in Maine
Insane in the Membrane..gonna ski down Cypress Hill..not sick but my rap is ill..
pretty soon there'll be a chill in the air..gonna have helmet hair..
getting mad steezy air off the big ass'd booters
yes I've got a doo-rag on my computer
my Dells in a gang the phone just rang..my raps are fresh squeezed Orange Juice
your raps are orange tang..bang..avalanche bombs..from the perfect storm..
like the movie..yes I'm a graduate of Groovy UV..went to college got hella knowledge..
now I'm mad PC with these I's eye C how it's gonna bee like the bug...
the ladies call me Doug..I get down on the rug..and do the worm..yeah I make the ladies squirm..holla at your baby Mammas toejam what what

 

[PA Ridge Racer]

no references to Fred Savage this time???

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

no references to Fred Savage this time???

Eating Grouper with Winnie Cooper..feeling super..skied down Superstar..got kicked out of the bar..peanut butter and jelly in the same jar..mad ghetto..making that cabbage..chillen with Fred Savage..aka Kevin and his brother Wayne..he's a real pain..kind of like Conrad Bains..What you talking bout Willis..my strokes be mad different..eating Carrots with Mrs Garrett..from the Facts of Life..don't forget Tutti..and my homegirl Rudy little sister of Theo..not a fortune teller like Miss Cleo..I am a Leo..ain't no lie I was born in July..and like Sugar Ray said..I just want to Fly..

 

[ctenidae]

Your rhymes are, how shall I put it...tortured.

 

[Grassi21]

I be famous like amus now ...

i'd pay money to see GSS and OSME have a rap battle. my guess is OSME's age and expereince will win out in the end.

 

[Grassi21]

take me down now
take me down now
just try and take me down clown
you say you got your steeze on what a lost cause
all I ever hear you say is Holla
your just a post whore nothing more
take me down now
take me down now
you grilledsteezeclown
I'm going to grill you like a sandwich
I'll melt your cheese head between bread
I write more now but it's time now for me to go
am not done with yet you little post whore
take me down now
you better now

OSME - 1
GSS - 0

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

Your rhymes are, how shall I put it...tortured.

GSS has got mad flow. You're a schmo.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

take me down now
take me down now
just try and take me down clown
you say you got your steeze on what a lost cause
all I ever hear you say is Holla
your just a post whore nothing more
take me down now
take me down now
you grilledsteezeclown
I'm going to grill you like a sandwich
I'll melt your cheese head between bread
I write more now but it's time now for me to go
am not done with yet you little post whore
take me down now
you better now

You drag your knuckles
I just chuckle
you've got laces I've got buckles
yes we're just downhill riders
but my flow is hella tighter
cough cough pass the lighter
getting booted up higher than a kite or
bird in flight..alright..used to have an overbite
fixed that with braces gosh darn OSM still rocks laces
now I'm going in circles like Steve Urkel
you're hella square like Family Double Dare
with Mark Summers not a plumber
but I slay the halfpipe..and the terrain park
under the lights when it's dark
so much vert until my legs hurt
rocking a mullet like Joe Dirt
building snowforts when it snows
I'm all about dem steezy hoes
who be at my shows
yes I've got groupies
reading your rhymes make me feel loopy
too much fiber..I'm out gotta take a poopy...Holla at your baby mamas happy meal toy what what

 

[Grassi21]

OSME - 1
GSS - 1*

*Any rhyme that incorporates mullets, hoes, and poop is OK in my book.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Next to the plate is OSM...