Lift Line Dos & Don'ts

[Scruffy]

Do cut into the ski school/patrol line when you're not either of them.

Do lineup with 4 for a quad, or 6 for a six pack, and then at the last minute, you and your bud hold back so you can ride the next lift alone together.

Do get in line with your buds, way ahead of your wife/GF, and then wave her through the line as she embarreassedly attempts to snake through the line to catch up with you.

Don't make polite chit-chat with the lift attendant, they are beneath you, and they really don't give a crap about anything you have to say.

 

[trackbiker]

You're obviously not a golfer.

No. I am a casual golfer.
I usually tell boarders that do that, " Hey, that's pretty good. But you're just one Whack Off."

 

[Cornhead]

Do lineup with 4 for a quad, or 6 for a six pack, and then at the last minute, you and your bud hold back so you can ride the next lift alone together.

Stoners

 

[mriceyman]

Stoners

I think they are being courteous to the others on the chair. And who said stoners dont have manners


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[Scruffy]

Stoners

They need to learn how to share :smile: Damn Bogart-ers!

 

[darent]

They need to learn how to share :smile: Damn Bogart-ers!

when passed a joint on the lift. look em in the eye and say no thank you,Officers can't toke on the job!!

 

[thetrailboss]

DO talk shit about the ski area to let everyone around you know what a badass you are.

That's the Highwaystar rule.

 

[thetrailboss]

Do lineup with 4 for a quad, or 6 for a six pack, and then at the last minute, you and your bud hold back so you can ride the next lift alone together.

Huge pet peeve of mine. Usually happens on holidays.

 

[thetrailboss]

We ran into that in the lift line at Cannon frequently on Sunday; at least twice by the same ass hat. Dude would wave us around while blocking half the line.

Puck It skied right over the dude's skis the second time and it was completely deserved by the moron

That's pretty funny.

 

[wtcobb]

That's the Highwaystar rule.

Do challenge everyone within earshot to a ski off.

 

[thetrailboss]

Do challenge everyone within earshot to a ski off.

Tell everyone how you rip the shit out of the mountain and only ski mandatory GS turns.

 

[Hawkshot99]

I make sure people know that yesterday when I was dropping that sweet 60' cliff yesterday, that I tweeked my knee....That's why I'm taking it easy today.