Make Your Own Ski Area Joke Thread

[highpeaksdrifter]

Disclaimer - no thinskinedness please.

What do you get when you put Hunter, Belleyre and Plattekill together?

Answer: About the same vertical as Whiteface.

Those little Catskill bumps really crack me up.

 

[TwinTips21]

A funny ski joke let me think...theres no bigger a joke than killington in my estimation.

 

[AHM]

And a devil's path might really crack you up...........

Those little Catskill bumps really crack me up.

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HPD: while drifting around the state, you ought to consider a small walkabout on the Catskills Devil's path. Bet you would find it a bit different than "a walk in the park", but when you finished..............bet the cake would be pretty good. Cat's are excellent hiking.

 

[highpeaksdrifter]

Those little Catskill bumps really crack me up.

HPD: while drifting around the state, you ought to consider a small walkabout on the Catskills Devil's path. Bet you would find it a bit different than "a walk in the park", but when you finished..............bet the cake would be pretty good. Cat's are excellent hiking.

Come on Alpha H. Male, it's just a joke. I only picked the Catskills to try and get JimmyG. and DMC to play.

 

[SkiDog]

Come on Alpha H. Male, it's just a joke. I only picked the Catskills to try and get JimmyG. and DMC to play.

I knew EXACTLY why you picked those...it was transparent... and funny...even if it wasnt to get them going the "joke" was semi humorous...

good call on the moniker too....yer smart ;-)

M

 

[highpeaksdrifter]

good call on the moniker too....

M

Dog you have not been paying attention. AHM and I are now boyz who like to good naturedly rib each other. 4real.

 

[SkiDog]

Dog you have not been paying attention. AHM and I are now boyz who like to good naturedly rib each other. 4real.

Oops my bad... ;-)

I was unaware..

M

 

[highpeaksdrifter]

I'll try one more and if no one wants to play after that I'll quit. Not every thread hits a bullseye.

What does Kmart and the DMV have in common?

Ans. At both places you expect long lines and crappy attitudes. :lol:

 

[SkiDog]

I'll try one more and if no one wants to play after that I'll quit. Not every thread hits a bullseye.

What does Kmart and the DMV have in common?

Ans. At both places you expect long lines and crappy attitudes. :lol:

Hey I have a GREAT ATTITUDE.. you Effer.. HA ;-)

M

 

[dmc]

Not really into making jokes about ski areas anymore...

Every area thats open has something for someone........

nuff said...

 

[AHM]

Oh boy, Oh boy,

Dog you have not been paying attention. AHM and I are now boyz who like to good naturedly rib each other. 4real.

HPD et al. So much of this is tongue and cheek for me really. Since the WF/Ad boys bust the cats, I chime in for the cats. It is simply a joke (I think/hope you know this about now). However, I do hike the cats regularly as they are excellent hiking and do like the devils path.

Hope the summer workouts are going well. Get KM in on those evening sit up sessions (those are done all at once by the way--all in about 5 min max, oh and the first 60 are just normal bent knee, while the last 90 are rotating elbow to opposite knee).

Once we get that done..............its on to the fat ski full time.............and on the whole rep thing................looking to add a mid fat touring ski to the collection (mid fat = 95 - 101 for me).........and where would that put me in the Nordica line...........Need a western touring ski, the 90 mm XXX is just a tad narrow for the western touring scene.

 

[highpeaksdrifter]

....looking to add a mid fat touring ski to the collection (mid fat = 95 - 101 for me).........and where would that put me in the Nordica line...........Need a western touring ski, the 90 mm XXX is just a tad narrow for the western touring scene.

The Enforcer is new this season (98mm) waist. I've yet to ski it, but the buzz has been very positive. You buy it flat so easy mount for your AT binders. When I know Nordica will be demoing at SB or close by I'll let you know.