Microsoft Firefox 2007 Professional Edition

[catskills]

When did this happen? I must of have been living under a rock. :blink:

I had no idea that Microsoft purchased Firefox. This ain't right I tell you. :uzi:

http://www.msfirefox.com/

 

[Marc]

When did this happen? I must of have been living under a rock. :blink:

I had no idea that Microsoft purchased Firefox. This ain't right I tell you. :uzi:

http://www.msfirefox.com/

Lol, that's pretty funny...

This is my favorite:

RSS (Real Simple Sex)
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.

 

[dmc]

funny...

 

[Marc]

LMAO... this pretty good too.. under the CAREERS seciton:

A Global Presence

We currently have job openings in the following countries:

* Kuwait
* Iraq
* Iran
* Israel
* Nigeria
* North Korea
* Pakistan
* Canada

 

[sledhaulingmedic]

I like:

3rd Party Opt-in

Disables nearly all pre-installed non-Microsoft software to prevent potentially vulnerable controls from being exposed to attack. You can easily enable or disable required programs as needed through the Add-on Manager by using any valid credit card

But then, I'm easily amused...

 

[catskills]

There you have it. We successfully completed another week of hard work. My favorites " would we lie?" , X through the MAC and Linux icons, and may contain spyware. Seriously though, faster boob downloads could increase the MS stock price.

 

[RIDEr]

Amazing the time put into this... best of luck to the people that download it so the virus can spread throughout your PC....

 

[bvibert]

:lol:

Googling Filter
Proactively warns and helps protect you against potential or known fraudulent sites such as Google.com, blocks the site and shuts down your computer if necessary. The filter is updated several times per hour using the latest security information from Microsoft.

 

[bvibert]

That site is full of funny crap, very involved!

Cut through the clutter.

Unexpected is good. An exceptional streamlined browsing technology known as the Cut Away Effect™, randomly prevents 9/10 of the browser from rendering properly in order to save system resources. This is not a bug.

If you go to download the program it tries to DL IE7Setup_G.exe from dl.google.com...

 

[riverc0il]

I really enjoyed the CSS updates section. :lol:

 

[BushMogulMaster]

This is my favorite:

System Requirements

Below are the minimum requirements your computer needs to run Microsoft Firefox. Some components may require additional system resources not outlined below.



Microsoft Firefox 2007 will run on most Operating Systems (by Microsoft).

Computer/Processor

Quadcore CPU 4.6GHz processor or higher (For the loading of Hotmail.com)

Operating Systems

Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2)
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1)
All Major Linux Distributions (As if...)

Memory

To compensate for frequent memory leaks:
Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2) - 873 MB
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition - 1680 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1) - 870 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 ia64 - 2180 MB

Drive

Microsoft HD-DVD-ROM drive (Required to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)

Display/Graphics

1080i or higher-resolution screen with any 512mb SLI Graphics card. (For High Definition GIF images)

Peripherals

Microsoft Mouse, Microsoft IntelliMouse, or any compatible Microsoft device. (Otherwise all hyperlinks will be disabled)

Software

Microsot Powerpoint 2007 (For exceptional Spyware Protection)

Credit Card

Microsoft accepts Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Delta and Discover.