Mountain Creek: Clubs? Tanning Salon

[The Situation]

STL baby, that's all I got to say. SKI, TANNING, LAUNDRY. After a day of snowplowing down the hill, me and my boy Paulie D are looking to hit the tanning salon and then the laundrymat. You gotta be fresh when you hit the club looking for some snow bunnies. Do you guys have any suggestions for clubs to hit for a little apres r and r? I hear the Vernon Valley nightlife kicks like a Bruce Lee flip yo.