My new baby thread is way better than C-Ten's because, well it's about my new baby. 
My wife delivered (or as she might put it; finally got him out of her) a beautiful baby boy this morning. Mom and baby are both doing great. Needless to say we're very happy!
I'm sure you're all just as excited as I am, and you should be! Anyway if this thread deteriorates into a discussion about crate training zebras or something while I'm away there's going to be hell to pay!
My wife delivered (or as she might put it; finally got him out of her) a beautiful baby boy this morning. Mom and baby are both doing great. Needless to say we're very happy!

I'm sure you're all just as excited as I am, and you should be! Anyway if this thread deteriorates into a discussion about crate training zebras or something while I'm away there's going to be hell to pay!