Need advice quick

[o3jeff]

There are days when I take in 15-20 grams of fiber in FiberOne products (bars, cereal, wheat bread, and now muffins). Throw in some fruit and greens and the pipes are happy.

Sounds more like the makings of a cannon

 

[drjeff]

There are days when I take in 15-20 grams of fiber in FiberOne products (bars, cereal, wheat bread, and now muffins). Throw in some fruit and greens and the pipes are happy.

Just reading that makes we want to install a seatbelt on the toilet bowl for safety sake as well as atleast a 100 cu/ft/min bathroom fan!

 

[o3jeff]

I'm sitting in my office and i think i just sharted.

what now?

What did you end up doing?