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What best describes you? Don't ask me why I'm posting this. Somebody actually asked me this question today and I thought it was well.....interesting. :blink: :roll:
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Ninja or Pirate?
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tree_skier
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aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhh
Marc
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Plan A failed.... time to go to plan ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ctenidae
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What arrrrrrh ya' tryin' to say, matey? Shiver me timbers and blow a man down!
Marc
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ctenidae said:
Woah, woah. We're talking regular pirates. Not ass pirates. There is a difference.
ctenidae
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Well, at least you're not some fairy pajama-wearing ninja type.
No offense to whoever chose ninja (snicker)
No offense to whoever chose ninja (snicker)
Marc
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ctenidae said:
This we can agree on. Bunch of stick-carrying sallies. Get a real weapon like a sword or a pistol. I bet the pansy that couldn't ski with a broken arm picked ninja.
ctenidae
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Silly one-armed ninja pansies. Pirates make do with one arm and one leg, and can even handle the dry cleaning bills fromteh stupid parrot.
It's also a proven fact that the decline in Pirates has caused global warming. What do Ninjas do? Deliver burgers? That's not a real man's job.
It's also a proven fact that the decline in Pirates has caused global warming. What do Ninjas do? Deliver burgers? That's not a real man's job.
pizza
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skibum1321
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It's really no contest who would win. The pirate would just shoot the ninja.
Don't hate on us ninjas. When comparing Eastern and Western philosophy, I would describe myself as a ninja anyday. As a skier, I would take the balance and speed of a ninja over the rum-soaked stagger of a pirate anyday. ;-)
ctenidae
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the rum-soaked stagger of a pirate
I need the anesthetic value.
I need the anesthetic value.
Marc
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ctenidae said:
Don't sweat it ctenidae.... I'm sure by "rum-soaked" he really meant "graceful."
ctenidae
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Marc said:
That's okay. I meant rum-soaked.
Marc
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ctenidae said:
Truthfully, I was expecting bourbon soaked, but I suppose one cannot discriminate when spirits are involved.
ctenidae
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Marc said:
Believe me, I wanted to change it, but to stay in the Pirate theme, I stuck with rum.
Other candidates that were considered (in approximate order of preference): beer, gin, vodka, turpentine, witch hazel, tequila
Marc
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ctenidae said:
You forgot antifreeze... I think it's somewhere between witch hazel and tequila. Also Corona at the tailing end of tequila.
Marc
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Grassi21 said:
A thread of this caliber leaves no room for rational thought.
On that note, it's been a while since I raped and pillaged. Does that feeling get anyone else down besides me?
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