Shit Skiers Don't Say

[hammer]

The no grooming thing is almost universal when you consider the vast majority of skiers are "inside the bell curve" not at one of the extreme ends . They are neither addicted to the sport , nor are they competitive , aggressive ,or technically skilled at the high end of the sport . For them and for MOST it is a relaxing , beautiful ambience to be savored not obsessed about vert or run counts or style points for how sick their performance was /is etc etc .

Now all that said : i wid u guys leave my effin powder alone dammit , groom some trails and leave some goods for the rest of us that live in the OTHER end of the bell curve

+1

Regarding grooming...I like going off the groomed but I don't do too well on it so it's nice to have a mix.

When there's powder to be had (which is not as often as I'd like), I say groom the greens and some of the blues but leave some blues and certainly all blacks alone.

 

[bdfreetuna]

"Oh, the lift has stopped again. I understand this is probably for a very good reason, and the fault of no one, so I will sit here and patiently wait for it to resume operation."

 

[Cheese]

>I smell pot, it must be a skier

 

[ScottySkis]

>I smell pot, it must be a skier

Or must be Scotty enjoying life.

 

[Cornhead]

>I smell pot, it must be a skier

Someone who was 20 in 1969, is now 64, soon 70 yr olds will have grown up smoking pot...pass the bong Grams. :-o

 

[ski stef]

I wish it was more crowded.

:lol:

 

[TropicTundR]

1) Yeah..SPRING!
2) I can't wait for rush hour on the mountain.
3) My butt is cold, no seriously my butt is frozen (what snowboarders say).
4) Ice Ice Baby!

 

[Bene288]

"Next season is 3 months away, that's not bad"

 

[jack97]

"shit skier girls say"

This should have been marked NSFW.... nuthin explicit but I laughed so hard that poeple down the hall heard me.

 

[ALLSKIING]

Or must be Scotty enjoying life.

:lol:

 

[Nick]

"Next season is 3 months away, that's not bad"

Looking forward to the summer, ready for summer activities

 

[ScottySkis]

No snow in the city,must be no snow in the hills.

 

[BeefyBoy50]

Pardon me Mr. Snowboarder, I appreciate that you are sitting in the exact middle of the trail because it lets me appreciate how little room there is for me to go around you.
Dear Snowboarder/ Shitty skiier, thank you for scraping all the snow out of that untracked chute by going down sideways. There was definitely too much snow in there anyway.
That slope was definitely under 30˚ and could not possibly be considered 60˚ by any fool who knows angles.
Sick! Lets rip some ice!
Rippin some powder in the poconos!
My local mountain is definitely better than that big crowded one a couple hours away.
Skiing is boring...

 

[Cornhead]

Pardon me Mr. Snowboarder, I appreciate that you are sitting in the exact middle of the trail because it lets me appreciate how little room there is for me to go around you.

It's not their fault, they're trained to sit in the middle of the trail, I witnessed snowboard instructors sitting in the middle of the trail with their groups at my local hill, Greek Peak, and at a recent visit to Cannon, teaching them snowboarding "basics", gotta love it!

 

[ScottySkis]

I think east coasts beats the west coasts Mountains for fun Times.

 

[ScottySkis]

Frozen granular is fun soft snow.

 

[billski]

I wish there were "scenic view" turnouts on trails.

"Let's quit for the day"

 

[Nick]

At 3pm on a powder day: "My legs feel great!"

 

[darent]

I just love walking uphill to the lift at stowe

 

[ss20]

105$ tickets at Vail! What a steal!