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Sugarbush vs. Chuck Norris

BushMogulMaster

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No. Please don't make me pick one over the other! This is just cruel!

I think I'll go with.... uh.... SugarNorris. How's that sound?
 

campgottagopee

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I love the days of the week by Chuck Norris

my fav

According to Chuck Sunday is for Tequila, Oral Sex and Kentucky Fried Chicken
 

thetrailboss

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In case you haven't noticed, the resemblance is really striking. I submit to you that Chuck and Sugarbush are one in the same....

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:wink:
 

JD

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He won a world champoinship fight with a broken arm. AND he works out with the total gym. I wouldn't vote against him...
 

andyzee

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Chuck Norris can't be more than 1700 Square Inches, none of which is skiable

Sugarbush - 4000 Acres = 25090560000 Square Inches!

I change my vote to Sugarbush
 

Grassi21

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besides the cheese factor, why are people obsessed with chuck norris? his movies and tv show stunk. his acting leaves much to be desired as well.
 

Marc

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Chuck Norris would be the greatest skier ever, but he never gets a chance to show us because the snow avalanches in fear when he' s on the mountain.

/All I got
//Give me a break it's early... I'll think of something better
 

icedtea

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chuck norris does not spin 1080s....the mountain rotates around him 4 times.
 

ctenidae

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Chuck Norris doesn't have to find a good bump line. The line finds him.

Chuck Norris always has a seat in the lodge. Always.
 

MRGisevil

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Sugarbush says 'be better here'. Chuck Norris lets a roundhouse kick to the face speak for itself; don't ever assume Chuck Norris needs to improve at anything.
 
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