The "ask the person below you a question" thread

[BeanoNYC]

The title is self explanatory. Answer the question and ask another one.

How long have you been skiing?

 

[Grassi21]

I have been skiing for 3 years.

Do you slide on one plank or two?

 

[bill2ski]

Two, or untill one comes off

What is your favorite terrain ?

 

[Marc]

Two, or untill one comes off

What is your favorite terrain ?

Most anything without people (aka off piste).

Do your parents know you molest collies?

 

[Grassi21]

Most anything without people (aka off piste).

Do your parents know you molest collies?

Not yet...

Do you enjoy watching movies about gladiators?

 

[wa-loaf]

Not yet...

Do you enjoy watching movies about gladiators?

Yes,

Do you enjoy dressing up as a gladiator?

 

[Marc]

Yes,

Do you enjoy dressing up as a gladiator?

The answer to this goes without saying.


When are you going to show up at my house in a French tickler?

 

[bill2ski]

As soon as it's out of the drier

Have the scabs on your knees healed yet ?

 

[BeanoNYC]

As soon as it's out of the drier

Have the scabs on your knees healed yet ?

With the help of bacitracin , they have.

Why do people park on driveways and drive on parkways?

 

[bvibert]

Why do people park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Because this is America, we can do whatever we want.

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[BushMogulMaster]

Because this is America, we can do whatever we want.

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

11m/s

What's the area behind the headspot of a pool table called (where you break from)?

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

What's the area behind the headspot of a pool table called (where you break from)?

The kitchen.

Keeping with pool, what phrase describes being in a game where, either because of disparity in skill level or because of a handicap given, it would be very difficult to lose.

 

[Dr Skimeister]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

It depends on who's chasing it.

You think this hammock can hold two people?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

It depends on who's chasing it.

You think this hammock can hold two people?

It depends on how much the people weigh...lol..unless you're talking about a Banana Hammock:flag:

How much money does a slurpee cost on the moon?

 

[ctenidae]

It depends on how much the people weigh...lol..unless you're talking about a Banana Hammock:flag:

How much money does a slurpee cost on the moon?

About tree fitty.

Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even He can't touch it?

 

[Kerovick]

Jesus doesn't need to use a microwave.

"A plane is standing on a runway that can move (some sort of band conveyer). The plane moves in one direction, while the conveyer moves in the opposite direction. This conveyer has a control system that tracks the plane speed and tunes the speed of the conveyer to be exactly the same (but in opposite direction).

The question is:

Will the plane take off or not?"

 

[wa-loaf]

Jesus doesn't need to use a microwave.

"A plane is standing on a runway that can move (some sort of band conveyer). The plane moves in one direction, while the conveyer moves in the opposite direction. This conveyer has a control system that tracks the plane speed and tunes the speed of the conveyer to be exactly the same (but in opposite direction).

The question is:

Will the plane take off or not?"

No, this doesn't create any lift for the wings.

If you fall skiing in the woods and nobody hears you. Did you fall?

 

[BushMogulMaster]

No, this doesn't create any lift for the wings.

If you fall skiing in the woods and nobody hears you. Did you fall?

Nope.

Is it fair that I'm looking out my window at completely snowcapped 14,000' peaks and you're not? :wink:

 

[ctenidae]

Nope.

Is it fair that I'm looking out my window at completely snowcapped 14,000' peaks and you're not? :wink:

No.

Are you a rat bastard?

 

[Greg]

No.

Are you a rat bastard?

No.

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?