The "ask the person below you a question" thread

[Marc]

No.

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

Overcompensation.

Who besides me knows wa-loaf answered the airplane question wrong?

 

[Greg]

Overcompensation.

Who besides me knows wa-loaf answered the airplane question wrong?

Not me.

Does "virgin wool" come from sheep that Marc hasn't caught yet?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Not me.

Does "virgin wool" come from sheep that Marc hasn't caught yet?

Yes..bahhh..the smart sheep have restraining orders against Marc..

What's brown and sits in the woods?

 

[wa-loaf]

Overcompensation.

Who besides me knows wa-loaf answered the airplane question wrong?

I do, I think I figured it out though. The thrust from the engines is unrelated to how fast the wheels are turning, it will still move the plane forward to take off. If the wheels don't explode first and the whole thing ends up as a fiery wreck.


How many people would survive?

 

[ctenidae]

Yes..bahhh..the smart sheep have restraining orders against Marc..

What's brown and sits in the woods?

A dead squirel.

Why did the fish fall out of the sky?

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

Why did the fish fall out of the sky?

Because the thrust of its engine was unrelated to how fast it could swim.

Why didn't anyone bother to find out the answer to my previous pool question ("what phrase describes being in a game where, either because of disparity in skill level or because of a handicap given, it would be very difficult to lose?") was "have the nuts"?

 

[Dr Skimeister]

Because the thrust of its engine was unrelated to how fast it could swim.

Why didn't anyone bother to find out the answer to my previous pool question ("what phrase describes being in a game where, either because of disparity in skill level or because of a handicap given, it would be very difficult to lose?") was "have the nuts"?

No, but I thought the pretzels were pretty good.

Can I get you another drink?

 

[Grassi21]

No, but I thought the pretzels were pretty good.

Can I get you another drink?

Sure. Don Julio, OJ, and a splash of seltzer.

Mind if I smoke?

 

[ctenidae]

No, but I thought the pretzels were pretty good.

Can I get you another drink?

Sure. I'll have what he's hving, but make mine a double.

What's he having?

 

[ctenidae]

Sure. Don Julio, OJ, and a splash of seltzer.

Mind if I smoke?

Since I got Simulposted (tm)

Sure.


Mind if I fart?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Since I got Simulposted (tm)

Sure.


Mind if I fart?

As long as it's not a silent but deadly fart...

What's the capital of Canadia?

 

[wa-loaf]

As long as it's not a silent but deadly fart...

What's the capital of Canadia?

I don't know.

Where's Canadia?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I don't know.

Where's Canadia?

Canadia is south of the North Pole and North of the South Pole..

Where do they store the moguls in the summer??

 

[tree_skier]

Canadia is south of the North Pole and North of the South Pole..

Where do they store the moguls in the summer??

The snow snakes pull them into thier burrows.

Will you get me a shrubbery?

 

[Marc]

The snow snakes pull them into thier burrows.

Will you get me a shrubbery?

Depends...


What kind of shrubbery?

[Ni]

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Depends...


What kind of shrubbery?

[Ni]

MARIJUANA

Why is tobacco legal but weed illegal???

 

[ctenidae]

MARIJUANA

Why is tobacco legal but weed illegal???

So kids like you can be steezy.

How low is a snake's ass in a wagon rut?

 

[tree_skier]

Depends...


What kind of shrubbery?

[Ni]

One that looks nice and not too expensive


Will you cut down the mightest tree in the forest with a Herring?

 

[ctenidae]

One that looks nice and not too expensive


Will you cut down the mightest tree in the forest with a Herring?

I'll try.

A herring?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I'll try.

A herring?

It's a type of fish that is popular in Amsterdam...after visiting a coffee-shop I happened upon a man selling herring from a cart...He put the Herring in a hot dog bun and topped it with onions and it was a great cure for the munchies..

What are shaped skis?