The "ask the person below you a question" thread

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

Why'd you just fart?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Didn't you think eating fourteen Taco Bell burritos for lunch was a little unreasonable?

 

[Marc]

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Didn't you think eating fourteen Taco Bell burritos for lunch was a little unreasonable?

Yes, very unreasonable. It should've been more like twenty.

When did you stop banging hookers?

 

[bvibert]

When did you stop banging hookers?

When the itching and puss started...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

When the itching and puss started...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because Marc was chasing after him..after the sheep filed restraining orders..lol

Is the world flat?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Bode Miller

 

[2knees]

Because Marc was chasing after him..after the sheep filed restraining orders..lol

Is the world flat?

no, unless you're carl everett.

does the pope shit in the woods?

 

[wa-loaf]

no, unless you're carl everett.

does the pope shit in the woods?

JP2 did, the new guy uses his gucci loafers.


How many skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

How many skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Dunno, but if you were asking about ski bunnies, I could give you the answer.

What was the most recent lie you've told?

 

[bill2ski]

I'll take the ball gag out if you promise not to scream

Is ignorance truly bliss

 

[Dr Skimeister]

Is ignorance truly bliss

Yes, especially in the mind of the beholder.

Are we almost there ??

 

[Kerovick]

No, and if you ask me again I'm turning this car around!

Coffee or tea?

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

Coffee or tea?

Coffee --- Green Mountain Breakfast Blend.

A sunny, cold day with 12" of fresh, dry, powder, or a bright, sunny, warm spring day with fresh, delicious corn?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Coffee --- Green Mountain Breakfast Blend.

A sunny, cold day with 12" of fresh, dry, powder, or a bright, sunny, warm spring day with fresh, delicious corn?

Fresh Poe..

Fat flat chested woman or skinny woman with big fun bags???

 

[tree_skier]

Fresh Poe..

Fat flat chested woman or skinny woman with big fun bags???

Big fun bags

Have you ever seen a fat flat chested woman?????

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Big fun bags

Have you ever seen a fat flat chested woman?????

Yes at a strip club....not a pretty sight...

Have you ever seen a woman with a goatee?

 

[Dr Skimeister]

Have you ever seen a woman with a goatee?

Only one who's face-lift was a bit too too aggressive.

I wanna know.....have you ever seen rain?

 

[wa-loaf]

Only one who's face-lift was a bit too too aggressive.

I wanna know.....have you ever seen rain?

Yes, But:
Whatever you do, don't put the blame on you;
blame it on the rain, yeah, yeah.
You can blame it on the rain.
But the rain don't mind and the rain don't care.
You've gotta blame it on somethin'.
Blame it on the rain that was fallin', fallin'.
Blame it on the stars that shine at night.


Who you gonna call?

 

[ctenidae]

Who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters.

Are you a god?

 

[bvibert]

Are you a god?

Yes.

Why did you take my last Kit-Kat?

 

[BeanoNYC]

Yes.

Why did you take my last Kit-Kat?

I was hungry

Why are their so many guidos on the Island?