The "News of the Weird" Thread

[ScottySkis]

http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/21/us/ohio-woman-marries-father/index.html?c=mobile-homepage-t Well this women had good reasons to be in love with her husband, because he was also her father.

 

[ScottySkis]

http://iheart.q1043.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=104673&article=10433775 In NJ no smiles allowed on drivers license.

 

[ScottySkis]

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/m/ran...-hospital-to-get-an-eel-removed-from-his-ass/ wow this is has got to hurt to have an eel in some ones Ass

 

[bvibert]

http://entertainment.nbcnews.com/_n...an-yelling-im-jack-sparrow-hijacks-ferry?lite

Awesome! :lol:

 

[ScottySkis]

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c4#/video/us/2012/09/26/jvm-too-fat-to-kill.hln Half ton woman was too fat to kill.

 

[Cornhead]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/26/bagel-head-forehead-injections-japan-saline_n_1916188.html
Bagel Head, how bizarre, how bizarre

 

[legalskier]

^ Onion or poppy seed?
:blink:

 

[Cornhead]

^I don't know, but I got the munchies after watching this, luckily I was out of bagels. Maybe that's the next step, glue some poppy seeds on top. What would possess someone to do this? God only knows. I wonder if any have ruptured? Jelly doughnut?

 

[wa-loaf]

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/man-...article/egypt-19-troops-killed-sinai-accident

 

[Nick]

That's pretty sick.

 

[ScottySkis]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/newswe...a-doctor-s-experience-with-the-afterlife.html Heaven a doctor thinks so this would be great hope he is correct.

 

[ScottySkis]

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/m/ran...lk-free-because-no-witnesses-left-statements/ people in FL. have sex at a dining place while families are eating and no arrest.

 

[wa-loaf]

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=22969837

 

[ctenidae]

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=22969837

Goat was just angry at the kid's hair.

 

[wa-loaf]

http://offbeatchina.com/modeling-fo...r-old-grandpa-from-becomes-internet-sensation

 

[ScottySkis]

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/rando...-condition-where-she-sleeps-64-days-in-a-row/ Girl who sleeps for months at a time, nice gift.

 

[skiNEwhere]

Maybe Pulp Fiction was based on future events?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...lt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html
[h=1]Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra[/h]By Daily Mail Reporter
UPDATED: 09:53 EST, 12 July 2011

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A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

Teaching a lesson: Olga Zajac, 28, allegedly held 32-year-old would-be robber Viktor Jasinski captive for three days in a back room of her hair salon, feeding him Viagra and having sex 'a couple of times'


But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.
She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.
Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.
She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.

The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.
Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.

Both have now been arrested.

When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

 

[ScottySkis]

http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/segment/forget-progress./50a457362b8c2a25880002e2 Humans are getting dumber as years go on no surprise here from most of my postings we can see that lol.

 

[ScottySkis]

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/m/ran...-teens-in-trouble-for-serving-urine-cupcakes/ teens piss in cupcakes

Those do not look so good now.:x

 

[ScottySkis]

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/m/ran...xually-harassing-chicks-and-using-the-n-word/ More then just working out at this fitness club.:x