The "News of the Weird" Thread

[legalskier]

China gets punked by The Onion

The merciless comedy website The Onion has declared North Korean leader Kim Jong Un the "the sexiest man alive for 2012." And it appears China's People's Daily Online has taken the story seriously....

http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/27/world/asia/north-korea-china-onion/index.html

 

[ScottySkis]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...les_n_2198122.html?icid=hp_weird-news_top_art Facebook thinks Nipples and elbows of a women body is the same.

 

[ScottySkis]

http://www.necn.com/11/27/12/Two-an...nding_mobile.html?blockID=806815&feedID=11106 actor who hates his job.

 

[jrmagic]

:blink:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239722/Video-butt-implant-surgery-goes-horribly-wrong.html

 

[ScottySkis]

:blink:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239722/Video-butt-implant-surgery-goes-horribly-wrong.html

Sent from my ADR6410LVW using Tapatalk 2
That hurts to read.

 

[ScottySkis]

http://popstyle.ew.com/2012/11/28/s...thing-line-inspired-by-john-lennons-sexy-bod/ She is a little out their the Yoko Ono and her cloths lol.:-?

 

[ScottySkis]

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/reported-shot-stabbed-slashed-nyc-monday-article-1.1209204 No crime at all in NYC on this past Monday.

 

[ScottySkis]

http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-rel...1088550.xrxRv3&rd=1&src=newsletter752025&t=15 Porn stars are fine and not damaged by profession, I have to find out, lol.

 

[ScottySkis]

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/rando...jobs-on-the-6-train-extremely-extremely-nsfw/ Some very lucky men get blow jobs from some women on a NYC subway train.:wink::wink:

 

[ScottySkis]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mustache-transplants-rise-middle-east-213147526.html transplants of mustaches on the rise in the middle east, I could donate some hair if they need.:???:

 

[ScottySkis]

So skip the drive thru at Wendys and go to the legal drive in sex booth, http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/these-legal-drive-in-sex-booths-are-the-worst-idea-ever/

 

[legalskier]

Mayor warns townspeople of escaped vampire, advises them to stock crosses & garlic:

http://theweek.com/article/index/237005/the-serbian-village-thats-warning-of-a-vampire-on-the-loose

 

[ScottySkis]

http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-po...gRB_&rd=1&src=newsletter754008&t=5&paging=off James bond killed.

 

[ScottySkis]

http://www.alternet.org/personal-he...1088550.QArOvI&rd=1&src=newsletter755734&t=12 Sperm count crisis, we need to start having more sex.:-D

 

[ScottySkis]

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/12...s-with-failure-to-maintain-property-citation/ NYC hits Sandy victims with to maintain property

 

[ScottySkis]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...es-anti-social-citizens-housed_n_2238067.html Amsterdam to watch people who have done nothing wrong but are anti social and would be housed like house arrest this is good.:-(

 

[legalskier]

Gas station accidentally pumps cars full of jet fuel.
http://www.geekosystem.com/jersey-gas-stations-jet-fuel/

They didn't fly.

 

[ScottySkis]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/28/the-rise-of-the-sex-machines-roxxxy-sexbot_n_2207584.html Sex robots in the future.

 

[gmcunni]

saw this in our local news:

A Naugatuck woman faked her own kidnapping in an attempt to get money from her boyfriend and hide the fact that she sold his car for $500 in drug money, according to police.
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[skiNEwhere]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/iowa-library-scofflaw-jailed-123467 Guy goes to jail for not returning library books. He better start making up some stories in the pen