There's nothing more annoying than...

[billski]

There's nothing more annoying than...

The Globe gloating over how "nice" the weather is

"The beautiful fall weather was reflected in the still waters of the Charles River. Tomorrow is expected to be warmer with high temperatures around 70."

 

[Warp Daddy]

There's nothing more annoying than...

RAIN IN THE WINTER

+1

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I feel bad for some of these people straining and grunting to relieve themselves, I feel like yelling out, "How about some fiber in your diet!!" And then you see them at the roach-coach buying donuts, moon-pies, and pizza for a mid-morning snack! :-o

You mean it's not nortmal to strain and grunt???

 

[Beetlenut]

You mean it's not nortmal to strain and grunt???

I'm sure for you it is! But we're talking about takin a dump here! ;-)

 

[billski]

I'm sure for you it is! But we're talking about takin a dump here! ;-)

I wish it would snow so threads like this would fall off the list....:idea:

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

It's almost 80 degrees out and Ritas Italian Ice is closed...but...in late March when it's 40 degrees out they're open..I guess I'll have to settle for a Slurpie..

 

[Marc]

I wish it would snow so threads like this would fall off the list....:idea:

I believe you're looking for the Northeast Skiing and Snowboarding Forum.

Don't mention it, always glad to help someone lost.

 

[hardline]

here ya go mid winter. cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra. at the top of the mountain after i strap in i feel the bud pud rearin it ugly head. so i bomb it to the base lodge. check my board well more like throw the thing at the kid. runto the bathroom. peel my three layers down and release. ahhhhhh i made it. reach to the left for some scratchy goodness to clean myself and theres no friggin paper. so now i have to kinda pull my stuff up and find a stall that has paper. not a single stall had any. im pissed so i just walk in to the girls room grab a stall sit down and finish. security is there when i come out. i grap the security guard by the neck and drag him into 6 stalls inthe mens to show him the problem. he promptly asked for my forgiveness. no paper in the stall really gets me.

 

[RootDKJ]

This is one of the reason I'm glad that I work in the remote offices of my company. The local "main" office must have 300 employees there and bathrooms all over the place. I've got one near my office (that I only visit once a month) and it's pretty far away from everything and hardly gets use.

6 of the sites I manage only have a one person bathroom. 3 of those sites are un-manned. 3 other sites I manage are also un-manned and have no bathrooms. Luckly for me, one of the ones with no bathrooms is only a few blocks from my house, so running home real quick isn't a problem for me.

 

[riverc0il]

when I'm in the bathroom stall trying to have a nice, peaceful, sweet smelling BM, when some tugboat sized engineer strains the toilet in the stall next to me and proceeds to let out a loud series of grunts, sighs, heavy breathing and poop farts.

SRSLY!

No kidding! The correct verbal exclamation is "OH HELLS YEA THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!" Anything else is just wasted breathe.

 

[Glenn]

here ya go mid winter. cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra. at the top of the mountain after i strap in i feel the bud pud rearin it ugly head. so i bomb it to the base lodge. check my board well more like throw the thing at the kid. runto the bathroom. peel my three layers down and release. ahhhhhh i made it. reach to the left for some scratchy goodness to clean myself and theres no friggin paper. so now i have to kinda pull my stuff up and find a stall that has paper. not a single stall had any. im pissed so i just walk in to the girls room grab a stall sit down and finish. security is there when i come out. i grap the security guard by the neck and drag him into 6 stalls inthe mens to show him the problem. he promptly asked for my forgiveness. no paper in the stall really gets me.

LOL! Great story!

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

No smoking signs on your cigarette break..

 

[Glenn]

No smoking signs on your cigarette break..

10k spoons when all you need is a knife?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

10k spoons when all you need is a knife?

:idea::idea::idea: that's why the spork is such a good invention..lol

 

[Marc]

:idea::idea::idea: that's why the spork is such a good invention..lol

How the funk does a spork help you when you need a knife?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

How the funk does a spork help you when you need a knife?

:roll::roll::roll: you'd be surprised..I've seen MacGuiver turn a spork into a Bong..

 

[campgottagopee]

when I'm in the bathroom stall trying to have a nice, peaceful, sweet smelling BM, when some tugboat sized engineer strains the toilet in the stall next to me and proceeds to let out a loud series of grunts, sighs, heavy breathing and poop farts.

SRSLY!

Talk about ruining the moment. I wish I had my own private bathrrom here at work. It's hard to have a nice dump when you're gagging at the sounds and smells coming from next door.

AND FER GODSAKES, LEARN TO COURTESY FLUSH ALREADY!

That made me laugh out loud, THANK YOU

 

[severine]

here ya go mid winter. cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra. at the top of the mountain after i strap in i feel the bud pud rearin it ugly head. so i bomb it to the base lodge. check my board well more like throw the thing at the kid. runto the bathroom. peel my three layers down and release. ahhhhhh i made it. reach to the left for some scratchy goodness to clean myself and theres no friggin paper. so now i have to kinda pull my stuff up and find a stall that has paper. not a single stall had any. im pissed so i just walk in to the girls room grab a stall sit down and finish. security is there when i come out. i grap the security guard by the neck and drag him into 6 stalls inthe mens to show him the problem. he promptly asked for my forgiveness. no paper in the stall really gets me.

:lol: That's quite the visual! :lol:

 

[drjeff]

here ya go mid winter. cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra. at the top of the mountain after i strap in i feel the bud pud rearin it ugly head. so i bomb it to the base lodge. check my board well more like throw the thing at the kid. runto the bathroom. peel my three layers down and release. ahhhhhh i made it. reach to the left for some scratchy goodness to clean myself and theres no friggin paper. so now i have to kinda pull my stuff up and find a stall that has paper. not a single stall had any. im pissed so i just walk in to the girls room grab a stall sit down and finish. security is there when i come out. i grap the security guard by the neck and drag him into 6 stalls inthe mens to show him the problem. he promptly asked for my forgiveness. no paper in the stall really gets me.

:lol: That's quite the visual! :lol:

Most definately NOTHING wrong with that. When you need facilities, you need facilities. Plus, how many times when the need/numbers dictate do women take over the stalls of a mens bathroom! No security guard issues then!

 

[severine]

Didn't say there was anything wrong with it... just quite the mental image.