TSA Brings All The Signage Of Skiing To Security Lines, None Of The Fun.

[billski]

now, if we can only talk the TSA into a SINGLES LINE!

 

[hardline]

Talk about holding up the line taking off and putting on your shoes. Maybe that's what rear-entry boots were designed for.

 

[ctenidae]

They should post signs directing people what to do at each stage of the line.
Starting at the entrance- "Get your boarding pass and ID out"
Halfway through: "Make sure you have your liquids packaged correctly"
10 feet from the scanners: "Get your laptop out of its bag"
5 feet from the scanners: "Take your jacket off. Empty your pockets into your bag."
At the scanners: "Take your shoes off. Have your boarding pass ready. If it takes you more than 30 seconds to get your bin ready, go back to the end of the line."

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Here is a rant from last year I wrote about Airport Gapers...

4. Airport gapers...Why do you walk down the aisle to go to the bathroom during beverage service..why do you read a newspaper in the middle seat of the plane and elbow me everytime you turn the page. If they are calling group 3 to board..why are you group 5 and 6 mo-fos blocking the way. Why do you try to put stuff in the overhead bins that doesn't fit. Why do you pack 68 pounds worth of shit into a suitcase than bitch about the extra fee for over 50 pounds..holding up the line. Why do you wait 45 minutes in line for a boarding pass when you can just print it out the day before, and the overweight guy who asked if I minded trading my aisle seat for his middle seat because he was cramped( seriously) and I responded with a hard"No" then I look like the asshole. Oh Yeah and the F@ckers who stop the second they enter the terminal after their flight to catch their bearings and block everybody...practice some smart style in the airport...airport gapers are just as bad as gapers on the slopes.

 

[ctenidae]

Here is a rant from last year I wrote about Airport Gapers...

4. Airport gapers...Why do you walk down the aisle to go to the bathroom during beverage service..why do you read a newspaper in the middle seat of the plane and elbow me everytime you turn the page. If they are calling group 3 to board..why are you group 5 and 6 mo-fos blocking the way. Why do you try to put stuff in the overhead bins that doesn't fit. Why do you pack 68 pounds worth of shit into a suitcase than bitch about the extra fee for over 50 pounds..holding up the line. Why do you wait 45 minutes in line for a boarding pass when you can just print it out the day before, and the overweight guy who asked if I minded trading my aisle seat for his middle seat because he was cramped( seriously) and I responded with a hard"No" then I look like the asshole. Oh Yeah and the F@ckers who stop the second they enter the terminal after their flight to catch their bearings and block everybody...practice some smart style in the airport...airport gapers are just as bad as gapers on the slopes.

This.