Worst Ski Area Slogans

[ski9]

"Safe and welcoming Jingyuetan! No deaths this year (except car related)."


---Jingyuetan Ski Resort, China

 

[tcharron]

"Don't come to Killington, we want to be uber.."

*ducks, runs for cover*

OkOkOk, maybe it's a totally out of context statement from last year, but still..

 

[tjf67]

It's the right color and the graphic for board parks is on the top
damn skiers....

where that sign is located it is at the beginning of the park. The guys made some crazy features this year in there.

 

[The Sneak]

"Journey Into The Center Of The Earth"
-Yawgoo

 

[Johnskiismore]

Bretton Woods had a jingle years ago that went something like:

Ski Bretton Woods, so you can ski

and ski,

and skiii

The slogan Cannon had in the eighties, 'The mountain that will burn your boots off'

 

[The Sneak]

Ski Brokeback
Can you tame the zipper line?

 

[jarrodski]

that's all great...but what does it mean to "easy style it"? Maybe some pictures would help?
When i used to hit the park it was...
1) don't be a dumb a$$
2) stay the #u@k off the landings
3) don't be a dumb a$$

yes!!!!

 

[bvibert]

"Safe and welcoming Jingyuetan! No deaths this year (except car related)."


---Jingyuetan Ski Resort, China

:lol:

 

[Beetlenut]

"Journey Into The Center Of The Earth"
-Yawgoo

We're Flat
We're Bad
We're Rad
-Yawgoo

 

[ripzillia]

Brokenback Mountain Ski Resort. :-o

 

[Beetlenut]

Ski our Bumps,
Break something!
- Sundown