WTF news of the day

[wa-loaf]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/

 

[Hawkshot99]

So how did he go? Did he aim carefully?

 

[Greg]

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”

...

“She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,” he said.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Do you think?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I hope she had a Sunday NY Times to read...

 

[ctenidae]

Approves.

 

[bvibert]

:blink:

Maybe she was really constipated...

It happens...

 

[dmc]

wow... thats disturbing on so many levels... So so many levels...

This news will help cleanse the pallet...

Dolphin Rescues Stranded Whales
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iOgpiCHSYJUoSEg7wI72MoQmuBNg

 

[severine]

She must have had a really good book.

 

[bvibert]

She must have had a really good book.

I wonder which part she got confused on?

 

[dmc]

She must have had a really good book.

War and Peace

 

[bvibert]

Dolphin Rescues Stranded Whales
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iOgpiCHSYJUoSEg7wI72MoQmuBNg

Wow, that's a pretty crazy story.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I'm surprised the guy stayed with her for those two years since she obviously wasn't putting out since she was sitting on the toilet...I wish they had a picture of her so I could see if she was Hot.,.,

 

[bvibert]

I'm surprised the guy stayed with her for those two years since she obviously wasn't putting out since she was sitting on the toilet...I wish they had a picture of her so I could see if she was Hot.,.,

I'm thinking, that after two years of sitting on the crapper, NO ONE looks Hot...

 

[Hawkshot99]

I'm thinking, that after two years of sitting on the crapper, NO ONE looks Hot...

I am thinking that having a toilet seat permanently jammed in your ass is not hot....

 

[bvibert]

I am thinking that having a toilet seat permanently jammed in your ass is not hot....

Well, even over looking that... Something tells me she wasn't exactly taking care of herself while she was there...

 

[drjeff]

I'm surprised the guy stayed with her for those two years since she obviously wasn't putting out since she was sitting on the toilet...I wish they had a picture of her so I could see if she was Hot.,.,

I'm thinking that she'd probably be a "nice" complement to the guy in this picture that Paul posted in the word association thread this week!

 

[severine]

Maybe they could get matching bowls.

Dolphin story was cool.

 

[Paul]

Maybe they could get matching bowls.

Dolphin story was cool.

Like that SNL sketch...

 

[Brettski]

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/03/13/768309.aspx

 

[Skier75]

WOW! I heard about this and it sounds to me that both the girl and the boyfriend must have some king of mental issues. That's just wayyyy too long to be sittin on the toilet. How crazy is that?