Entertain Me

[severine]

I'm stuck sitting with my knee elevated as much as possible right now and I'm bored out of my mind... No orthopedists are in office today at the 2 practices I can get to, so I can't get it checked out until tomorrow at the earliest (possibly even longer). I need something to take my mind off it all...

Got anything good?

 

[wa-loaf]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/40fa73e376

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Wow sorry that you're injured...You can count the day you got injured as a full day. Nothing much good I can think of. I drank alot of beer over the weekend..all different kinds..Guinness, Budweiser, Stella Artois, and some wheat beer from the local microbrewary. Right now I'm at work and I'm in charge of the office right now...I've been answering the phones and it's been more telemarketers than actual customers. I'm currently drinking some diet rockstar energy drink. It would be cool if I could drink beer or smoke weed during work hours...it would make the day go by alot faster. I also have some valentines day candy which is mad Lucky Charms...magically delicious.

I'm torn between whether or not to go skiing after work. I guess I'll just play it by ear. I've skied the past 4 days so I might take a break today although Thursday after work I'm scheduled for my car inspection which is a yearly thing for Pennsylvania. The cool thing is that I get my car inspected across from an Irish Pub. So I can drink Guinness while my car is being worked on instead of sitting in the waiting room reading US weekly.

Severine do you have any dating advice for me??? How long should I wait to call a girl after she gives me her phone number...or after the first date? If she wants to pay should I let her??? Should I just get a mail order bride from Russia?? They seem more obediant than American women..O.K. well I hope this keeps you entertained for a few minutes..

 

[awf170]

Can you make me a 3-4 minute long PowerPoint presentation? It can be about anything you want. Also, I need it by around 10ish tonight. Thanks a ton.

 

[severine]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/40fa73e376

I almost spit soup on the monitor! :lol:

 

[MRGisevil]

Once I find my card reader I'll upload some pictures of my facelift. That's sure to be entertaining.

 

[severine]

Wow sorry that you're injured...You can count the day you got injured as a full day. Nothing much good I can think of. I drank alot of beer over the weekend..all different kinds..Guinness, Budweiser, Stella Artois, and some wheat beer from the local microbrewary. Right now I'm at work and I'm in charge of the office right now...I've been answering the phones and it's been more telemarketers than actual customers. I'm currently drinking some diet rockstar energy drink. It would be cool if I could drink beer or smoke weed during work hours...it would make the day go by alot faster. I also have some valentines day candy which is mad Lucky Charms...magically delicious.

I'm torn between whether or not to go skiing after work. I guess I'll just play it by ear. I've skied the past 4 days so I might take a break today although Thursday after work I'm scheduled for my car inspection which is a yearly thing for Pennsylvania. The cool thing is that I get my car inspected across from an Irish Pub. So I can drink Guinness while my car is being worked on instead of sitting in the waiting room reading US weekly.

Severine do you have any dating advice for me??? How long should I wait to call a girl after she gives me her phone number...or after the first date? If she wants to pay should I let her??? Should I just get a mail order bride from Russia?? They seem more obediant than American women..O.K. well I hope this keeps you entertained for a few minutes..

Do you ever stop? I swear, you're on speed! :lol:

*If you're paying for your date, then you should pay for your date's meal.

*Watch out for the Russian mafia.

*Call anywhere between 24 and 72 hrs. Too early, you seem needy. Too long, you're a self-absorbent ahole.

*Mmmmmm. Guinness. Who wants to make a beer run for me? The fridge is getting really empty... just a bottle of Pink Truck and a few lonely Saranacs left. Oh yeah, and that awful Roxy Rolles. (I thought Brian was giving those to Greg?)

 

[severine]

Can you make me a 3-4 minute long PowerPoint presentation? It can be about anything you want. Also, I need it by around 10ish tonight. Thanks a ton.

Um, yeah. Under my former union contract, I require payment at the rate of $19.99/hr plus longevity. Once you forward the appropriate employee documentation packet, I'll be more than happy to.

 

[severine]

Once I find my card reader I'll upload some pictures of my facelift. That's sure to be entertaining.

LOL!

At least I can be a post whore today......

 

[wa-loaf]

I almost spit soup on the monitor! :lol:

It's kinda old, so maybe you saw it, but: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74

 

[severine]

It's kinda old, so maybe you saw it, but: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74

OMG, that is hysterical!!!! :lol::beer:

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Do you ever stop? I swear, you're on speed! :lol:

*If you're paying for your date, then you should pay for your date's meal.

*Watch out for the Russian mafia.

*Call anywhere between 24 and 72 hrs. Too early, you seem needy. Too long, you're a self-absorbent ahole.

*Mmmmmm. Guinness. Who wants to make a beer run for me? The fridge is getting really empty... just a bottle of Pink Truck and a few lonely Saranacs left. Oh yeah, and that awful Roxy Rolles. (I thought Brian was giving those to Greg?)

Haha no I'm not on speed but Diet Rockstar or Sugar Free RedBull is like Crystal Meth for me. It's 63 degrees here in PA and the phones are deader than the customers...lol..

I need to decide what to get for lunch..a local deli usually has a soup and sandwich special..paired with a diet Rasberry Snapple and I'll be in heaven. I'm skipping skiing today after work..reports coming in from Blue mountain are saying that a ton of snow has melted and there are skeet spots everywhere with some of the back roads closed due to flooding..todays a good day to hit up the local wing night for 30 cent wings and slam back a few Magic Hat #9s..wow I drink too much...I need to drink less..tomorrows a good day to quit drinking until Thursday..lol..

I'm going to start my running program up again soon..Last spring..I lost 15 pounds because I ran nearly everyday after work...I got to the point where I could run for 40 minutes and over 4 miles without stopping..plus when I run...I'm poor likely to eat a healthy dinner since going to Outback steakhouse totally cancels out a good run...especially if I get a blooming onion..then I get the runs...lol

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

LOL!

At least I can be a post whore today......

Amen to that...I'm number 16 right now in terms of post-count..

 

[severine]

I need to run. I want to run. I keep screwing my knees and ankles up though. I think I need a sport that doesn't require legs... maybe kayaking?

The kids are ripping up the living room and having a grand ole time of it. Nowhere to sit as the cushions from the couch are everywhere. It's like a war zone. At least they're happy.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I need to run. I want to run. I keep screwing my knees and ankles up though. I think I need a sport that doesn't require legs... maybe kayaking?

The kids are ripping up the living room and having a grand ole time of it. Nowhere to sit as the cushions from the couch are everywhere. It's like a war zone. At least they're happy.

A rowing machine is a good investment..plus Brian was telling me that he likes woman with gigantic biceps and broad shoulders..:lol::lol: Your living room sounds like my apartment..this past summer I spilled a 20 ounce cherry slurpie on one of my couch cushions..a good drink is to drink down a slurpie about 1/3 of the way and add rum...mmmmm

 

[severine]

A rowing machine is a good investment..plus Brian was telling me that he likes woman with gigantic biceps and broad shoulders..:lol::lol: Your living room sounds like my apartment..this past summer I spilled a 20 ounce cherry slurpie on one of my couch cushions..a good drink is to drink down a slurpie about 1/3 of the way and add rum...mmmmm

Your brain doesn't work linear, does it? :lol: That's okay, you definitely kept me entertained.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Your brain doesn't work linear, does it? :lol: That's okay, you definitely kept me entertained.

Steezy..well I'm going out for Crab and beer..so it's time to keep the waitresses entertained..lol...I definitely go off on tagents..I know some people I ride the chairlift are like..WTF..but anyway..Keep it Real homegirl..

 

[Trekchick]

I'm stuck sitting with my knee elevated as much as possible right now and I'm bored out of my mind... No orthopedists are in office today at the 2 practices I can get to, so I can't get it checked out until tomorrow at the earliest (possibly even longer). I need something to take my mind off it all...

Got anything good?

I feel awful!
What happened?
Okay, I'll do a search and read the whole thread, but I couldn't get past the "Severine got a bum knee" thing.............
Thinking good thoughts for you and sending good wishes.

 

[snoseek]

Steezy..well I'm going out for Crab and beer..so it's time to keep the waitresses entertained..lol...I definitely go off on tagents..I know some people I ride the chairlift are like..WTF..but anyway..Keep it Real homegirl..

How many nights a week do you eat out?

 

[Trekchick]

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