bvibert's Roast (was: 10k)

[bvibert]

Even more pathetic when you have to start your own roast, so sorry for you dude

Let me spell it out for you... SOMEONE was supposed to start a roast thread for me. They were apparently too lazy to do so, or they just realized that there was no point roasting someone as awesome as me. I started this thread to pat myself on the back because I'm just that cool. Then Greg, who's jealous that more people here like me than him, decided that this should turn into a roast. So actually, genius, I didn't start my roast, Greg did. Can you follow along with that, or do I need to draw some pictures??

 

[drjeff]

Let me spell it out for you... SOMEONE was supposed to start a roast thread for me. They were apparently too lazy to do so, or they just realized that there was no point roasting someone as awesome as me. I started this thread to pat myself on the back because I'm just that cool. Then Greg, who's jealous that more people here like me than him, decided that this should turn into a roast. So actually, genius, I didn't start my roast, Greg did. Can you follow along with that, or do I need to draw some pictures??

 

[bvibert]

We're just not mean enough to kick a guy when he's down.

We're not talking about roasting 2knees.

Or, are you trying to imply that I'm down? You sorry bunch hacks couldn't bring me down on your best day, let alone kick me...

 

[Greg]

Taking another look here I see now clown poles would be redundant.. there is clown enough on the skis already...

Brian will claim it was an unlucky shot, but trust me that's pretty representative of how he skis.

 

[wa-loaf]

 

[Marc]

Or, are you trying to imply that I'm down?

Down and thick. Christ.

Is the only requirement around here to be a moderator that your IQ be at least equal to your shoe size?