Mountain etiquette for drunk skiing at 70mph on fat skis, while peeing

[trapedui]

Are there any unwritten rules?

 

[bdfreetuna]

If somebody can catch up to you, doing the same, and you cross piss streams...

you have the buy them a beer down at the lodge after the run.

And since you crossed piss streams at 70mph you might as well get a room because that sounds pretty gay

 

[frapcap]

wear a helmet.

 

[AngryHugo]

Skiing switch would help reduce blowback

 

[Nick]

This thread is full of awesome

 

[ScottySkis]

I like to try it

 

[o3jeff]

Hopefully you're skiing backwards so you don't get the pee on yourself.

 

[frapcap]

Hopefully you're skiing backwards so you don't get the pee on yourself.

pssssh, my pants are waterproof

 

[C-Rex]

If somebody can catch up to you, doing the same, and you cross piss streams...

you have the buy them a beer down at the lodge after the run.

And since you crossed piss streams at 70mph you might as well get a room because that sounds pretty gay

Dude, you NEVER cross the streams. Unless you're trying to defeat the Stay-Puffed Marshmallow Man, of course.

 

[MEtoVTSkier]

Are there any unwritten rules?

Only allowed if you purchase your lift ticket in the parking lot from someone looking to split the price of a 2 for 1 voucher...

in the r*in...

after taking the bubble/high speed detach/single chair...

on retro day...

while rotating between different pairs of skis in your quiver, between runs...

if the surface of said run is Eastern Hard Pack...

you are on Fat skis...

you capture the event on POV...

 

[C-Rex]

Hopefully you're skiing backwards so you don't get the pee on yourself.

One of the advantages of snowboarding. Man, I think I'm going to have to try it now.

 

[buellski]

Dude, you NEVER cross the streams. Unless you're trying to defeat the Stay-Puffed Marshmallow Man, of course.

:-? You beat me to it...

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

 

[BenedictGomez]

I tear up the icy boilerplate on my Line Prophet 130s at 70mph while leaving a frozen-rope trail of urine for those Cretaceous morons on "narrow skis" to deal with.

 

[wa-loaf]

We need snow.

 

[Skier4life]

You guys never seize to amaze me!!

 

[Skimaine]

If I ever went 70 mph on skis, I would pee my pants.

 

[dropKickMurphy]

Why does drunk skiing at 70mph on fat skis while peeing in the East suck so much compared to drunk skiing at 70mph on fat skis while peeing in the West?

 

[bdfreetuna]

I tear up the icy boilerplate on my Line Prophet 130s at 70mph while leaving a frozen-rope trail of urine for those Cretaceous morons on "narrow skis" to deal with.

Your piss stream was so wide it melted the snow in an exactly 80cm path and then froze over into a yellow divut..

fortunately I was getting air at 75mph down Mount San-a-Pee or you might have caused me to catch a nasty edge!

 

[dropKickMurphy]

Only allowed if you purchase your lift ticket in the parking lot from someone looking to split the price of a 2 for 1 voucher...

in the r*in...

after taking the bubble/high speed detach/single chair...

on retro day...

while rotating between different pairs of skis in your quiver, between runs...

if the surface of said run is Eastern Hard Pack...

you are on Fat skis...

you capture the event on POV...

You're smoking...

You leave the safety bar up on the lift...

You're listening to music...

 

[2knees]

You guys never seize to amaze me!!