Trolling AlpineZone? How original!

[BenedictGomez]

Ahh, a picture of me and my bros at Killington! The ladies are all over us!!

Who wouldnt be all over a top-25 skier at Killington.

If there's one consistency among internet trolls, it's that their elevated sense of self importance generally guarantees some pretty epic selfings

This may be one of the best arguments I've ever heard for not banning trolls (or at least allowing for a temporary stay of execution), hilarity often ensues.

 

[Highway Star]

The snow is a little bad right now but I am plotting an assault this weekend. Nothing fancy, but oodles cooler than getting a boner for a groomer on a firecut.

In case you don't get my drift, I'm all human powered baby. Aint need no stinkin lifts in my day of skiin. Just man braun and large bawls. Works every time.

A weekend backcountry skier.....does that make you a..........












wait for it.........
























Tourist?

 

[Blizzard of Wahhs]

This may be one of the best arguments I've ever heard for not banning trolls (or at least allowing for a temporary stay of execution), hilarity often ensues.

Aint nuthin trollish about bringin the funk and keepin it real in the alpine. That's called crushing it. Pretty sure it's impossible to own a whippet and not be a badass.

If you have to google whippet you should probably just take a step back and reevaluate who you're dealing with. Modern day viking here folks.

 

[Blizzard of Wahhs]

A weekend backcountry skier.....does that make you a..........

wait for it.........

Tourist?

Maybe in the Johnny Depp sense. The World Tourism Office disagrees with the common usage here folks.

"traveling to and staying in places outside their usual environment for not more than one consecutive year for leisure, business and other purposes"

I live and play in the same county folks, that aint no stinkin tourism. Unless you're talking about the Johnny Depp sense.

 

[from_the_NEK]

If you have to google whippet you should probably just take a step back and reevaluate who you're dealing with. Modern day viking here folks.

I have to own one of these dogs to be a badass?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whippet

 

[Blizzard of Wahhs]

I have to own one of these dogs to be a badass?

Context fail.

 

[BenedictGomez]

I have to own one of these dogs to be a badass?

Negative. You have to own one of these dogs to be a badass.

 

[from_the_NEK]

Oh then I need one of these...

 

[ScottySkis]

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That is what you like.

 

[Blizzard of Wahhs]

Oh then I need one of these...

Clearly, you are not a golfer.

 

[dmc]

Aint nuthin trollish about bringin the funk and keepin it real in the alpine. That's called crushing it. Pretty sure it's impossible to own a whippet and not be a badass.

If you have to google whippet you should probably just take a step back and reevaluate who you're dealing with. Modern day viking here folks.

mmmmmm whippets.... oh not the gas?

Since i snowboard i can actually use my axe on super steep no fall terrain.. I do have a whippet though..

 

[Blizzard of Wahhs]

Scotty reminds me of the little disabled kid in the neighborhood that's mildly annoying but everyone tolerates him because doing so is supposed to build "character"

 

[Nick]

gnar.

 

[Blizzard of Wahhs]

mmmmmm whippets.... oh not the gas?

Since i snowboard i can actually use my axe on super steep no fall terrain.. I do have a whippet though..

We speak the same language and practice the same craft. Respekt brother, I like your style.

 

[dmc]

We speak the same language and practice the same craft. Respekt brother, I like your style.

thx
Haven't had any reason to use the axe lately... Maybe this year at Tucks..

 

[legalskier]

Scotty reminds me of the little disabled kid in the neighborhood that's mildly annoying but everyone tolerates him because doing so is supposed to build "character"

 

[bobbutts]

I doubt this fool skis half as well as he thinks and I also doubt he has the guts to post any pix or vids besides ones he lifts from others. You know, actual skiers.

 

[ScottySkis]

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It's me lol.

 

[legalskier]

It's me lol.

Actually it's Blizzard of Wahhs.

 

[ScottySkis]

Actually it's Blizzard of Wahhs.

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Were the same oh my god no.
Actually if I keep eating burgers I will look like that soon.