Summer skiing boredom - post your skiing haiku

[VTKilarney]

Here are two to start:

Skiing is classy
Pabst Blue Ribbon is not classy
Hipsters know this fact


Moguls are snowy bumps
An obstacle to many people
Not to most folks here.

 

[skiNEwhere]

This has definitely got to be the most original thread on AZ

Now I just need to look up the requirements for a haiku since it's been so long

 

[VTKilarney]

Three lines. Syllable count is: 5/7/5

 

[Bostonian]

While it's warm outside

I'd rather be skiing now

My friends think I'm nuts

 

[Cannonball]

Here are two to start:

Skiing is classy
Pabst Blue Ribbon is not classy
Hipsters know this fact


Moguls are snowy bumps
An obstacle to many people
Not to most folks here.

Poems? Mmm, maybe
Much more like a random thought
Not haiku for sure

 

[octopus]

all skiers suck ass

love big hard moguls a lot

go snow board all day

 

[Cannonball]

Crystalline they fall
Each a frozen fingerprint
Bliss accumulates

 

[Not Sure]

skiers suck ass

love big hard moguls a lot

go snow board all day

Boarders slide on their Butts
Leaveing deep brown ruts
Skiers style a long while.

 

[octopus]

wrong, i think

 

[ss20]

Summer on AZ
It is boring as can be
So we make these threads

 

[Mapnut]

http://www.snowjournal.com/page.php?cid=topic13788

Snowjournal haiku
Our master is Loafasaur
Too bad we all write.

 

[VTKilarney]

Dang! There are two disturbed minds out there who thought a thread like this made sense!

 

[dlague]

Kigo Haiku

Winter coming
the cold season
fun skiing

Translation

Fuyu kitaru
Samui kisetsu
Tanoshī sukī

Traditional Japanese 5/7/5

Oops! I took this seriously!

 

[Not Sure]

Depressing tempratures have arrived
Cold now is 55
Body now has "Ski"apause

 

[Cannonball]

We need to run a seminar on syllables

 

[octopus]

Depressing tempratures have arrived
Cold now is 55
Body now has "Ski"apause

wtf is this?

 

[Abubob]

Hmm ski poetry
Nothing really cool to say
Watch movie instead

 

[Savemeasammy]

all skiers suck ass

love big hard moguls a lot

go snow board all day

Just admit it, man

Mogul skiing is awesome

Don't be a hater




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[octopus]

i love snowsports, but

moguls are for ski douchebags

free mrg now:beer:

 

[Savemeasammy]

If I sucked in bumps

I would be a whiner, too

Luckily, I don't


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