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  1. #71
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    HAs he checked if his internal organs are all there?

  2. #72
    The real question is what happened to his skis?

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  3. #73
    Quote Originally Posted by moresnow View Post
    The real question is what happened to his skis?

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    Probably dropped them off the Kitchen Wall at Stowe before going out west...
    2019-2020 59 days and holding...
    Thunder Ridge: 12/7, 12/8, 12/21, 12/26, 12/27, 12/28, 12/29, 12/31, 1/4, 1/5, 1/11, 1/17, 1/18, 1/19, 1/26, 2/1, 2/2, 2/8, 2/9, 2/15, 2/16, 2/20, 2/21, 2/22, 2/23, 3/7, 3/8
    Killington: 11/15, 12/16, 12/17, 12/18, 12/19, 12/20, 12/23, 1/3, 1/30, 1/31, 2/13, 2/27, 3/12
    Mount Snow: 11/27, 12/2, 12/24 Sunday River: 1/8, 1/9, 1/10 Greek Peak: 1/13, 1/14 Jiminy Peak: 12/6 Catamount: 12/13, 3/5 Pico: 12/19, 2/28 Mohawk: 12/27 Burke: 1/1 Ragged: 1/2 Wildcat: 1/6 Cannon: 1/7 Jay Peak: 1/23 Mad River Glen: 1/24 Magic: 2/14
    "Skiing is the closest you'll get to flying without leaving the ground." -snowmonster

  4. #74
    No legitimate updates to this tale?

    I read somewhere that he "got a haircut", which in my cynical mind is possible circumstantial evidence of an attempt at appearance change.
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  5. #75
    CIA black ops mission gone bad. Subject's memory had to be erased (codename "haircut"). All mission objectives are classified.

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  6. #76
    Quote Originally Posted by BenedictGomez View Post
    No legitimate updates to this tale?

    I read somewhere that he "got a haircut", which in my cynical mind is possible circumstantial evidence of an attempt at appearance change.
    Didn't he buy a new phone, too? Even Pollyanna would be suspicious of this guy.

  7. #77
    Quote Originally Posted by Domeskier View Post
    Didn't he buy a new phone, too? Even Pollyanna would be suspicious of this guy.
    Yes. And now I'm reading he reportedly had $1,000 in cash on him.

    Because I always show-up at the slopes with $1k in my pocket. This is getting fishier-and-fishier.
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  8. #78
    Quote Originally Posted by BenedictGomez View Post
    Because I always show-up at the slopes with $1k in my pocket. This is getting fishier-and-fishier.
    You seen the walk up rate at Stowe lately?

  9. #79
    Quote Originally Posted by speden View Post
    CIA black ops mission gone bad. Subject's memory had to be erased (codename "haircut"). All mission objectives are classified.
    Too bad when they split his personalities in the "mkultra" days, they never told the guy that "Gondola" was his trigger word for personality #2 to take the lead and begin the mission.
    2019/2020 season

    Berkshire East [12/20, 1/7, 1/10, 1/22, 1/24]
    Bretton Woods [1/3, 1/30]
    Cannon [2/19]
    Gunstock [1/2]
    Mad River Glen [1/29, 2/11]
    Magic [3/1, 3/8]
    Mount Snow [11/14, 11/21, 12/2]
    Pico [2/23]
    Smugglers Notch [2/12]
    Wachusett [12/16]

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    The other rumor is that somehow this guy found out the real reason the Patriots intentionally lost the Superbowl by benching Malcolm Butler. He had to go on the run so fast he didn't even have time to change out of his ski gear. But someone caught up to him and now he's not talking...

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