athletic resumes??

[Black Phantom]

If you mean that second dollar sign to stand in place for the letter "F" just know that most of us are reading it as an "S" and scratching our heads while simultaneously laughing heartily.

Coming from the self proclaimed "masturbation champ" you might be scratching something else...

 

[jaywbigred]

I once hit 8 cups in a row during a Beirut game. I am the pinnacle of athleticism.

 

[bvibert]

If you mean that second dollar sign to stand in place for the letter "F" just know that most of us are reading it as an "S" and scratching our heads while simultaneously laughing heartily.

Maybe he really meant S, not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[ctenidae]

I'm pretty awesome with a bo stick, too.

 

[bvibert]

I'm also pretty good at drinking.

I need more practice, but I'm getting there.

 

[Geoff]

I rule at Lawn Darts

 

[Marc]

Coming from the self proclaimed "masturbation champ" you might be scratching something else...

Why in the world would you assume my title is self proclaimed?

Clearly you need to subscribe to OSQ.

 

[Marc]

Maybe he really meant S, not that there's anything wrong with that...

My father's gay.

 

[highpeaksdrifter]

Regional masturbation champion six years running.

That’s awesome. :lol::lol::lol: What is the criteria for being crowned champion? What is your training regimen like? Is there a senior’s circuit like in golf maybe the Viagara division?

 

[WakeboardMom]

That’s awesome. :lol::lol::lol: What is the criteria for being crowned champion? What is your training regimen like? Is there a senior’s circuit like in golf maybe the Viagara division?

Are there fluffers involved? Do they get compensated?

 

[Mildcat]

Are there fluffers involved? Do they get compensated?

Fluffers would be cheating! I don't want to know what the trophy looks like. uke:

 

[bvibert]

That’s awesome. :lol::lol::lol: What is the criteria for being crowned champion? What is your training regimen like? Is there a senior’s circuit like in golf maybe the Viagara division?

Just hope that you never wander into one of the championship events. I hear it can get rather messy...

 

[Marc]

Just hope that you never wander into one of the championship events. I hear it can get rather messy...

Butcher's Floor Wax and Jergen's Lotion are the title sponsors.

 

[campgottagopee]

Butcher's Floor Wax and Jergen's Lotion are the title sponsors.

Interestin, I woulda thought it was Sex Wax

 

[bvibert]

Interestin, I woulda thought it was Sex Wax

Naw, the competitors in those events never get anywhere near sex.

 

[Hawkshot99]

Interestin, I woulda thought it was Sex Wax

Surprisingly, that stuff is for surfing,,,,,And not surfing for porn. Who'd have known.

 

[ctenidae]

Interestin, I woulda thought it was Sex Wax

That stuff grabs onto sand way to well. Would not be conducive to marathon competitions.

 

[campgottagopee]

Surprisingly, that stuff is for surfing,,,,,And not surfing for porn. Who'd have known.

That stuff grabs onto sand way to well. Would not be conducive to marathon competitions.

That was kinda my point.

 

[WakeboardMom]

That stuff grabs onto sand way to well. Would not be conducive to marathon competitions.

Whoa..."marathon...???" Is that like a Thursday to Sunday thing like the Masters? Or like 26 miles in 4 hours kinda marathon?

Holy she-ite..."marathon."

 

[severine]

Ha ha. Masters. Yeah, it's a Masters kind of competition.