hardline
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Thanks for the offer. The underpants gnomes assure me they have a plan that they guarantee will get rid of the trolls. I'm a little concerned though. They won't give me any details, but from what I've seen they seem to be collecting a lot of propane canisters, chicken wire, citronella candles, vaseline, potpourri, Dr. Scholls gel insoles, turkey pot pies, and p-tex. That Troll-X sounds a lot safer, unfortunately I already have a contract with the underpants gnomes. I had to pay half up front.
I really wish they'd just hurry up and do what ever they're going to do, those trolls really stink. Only about half of them are potty trained and those that are never flush. They keep putting the new TP rolls with the paper hanging down the back too... :angry:
what did i miss? what troll?