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wa-loaf

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I about killed my buddies on Sunday driving to Breckenridge. I had about 6 fat tires and Chinese food the night before. Made for a fabulous combination.
 

drjeff

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I about killed my buddies on Sunday driving to Breckenridge. I had about 6 fat tires and Chinese food the night before. Made for a fabulous combination.

That's a definate gastro-intestinal recipe for a WINDOWS DOWN car ride! Hope you weren't sporting a retro fartbag there Wa-loaf! :eek: ;)
 

severine

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Who the hell arrests a kid for farting? :roll:

Yup, dads are pretty proud of those things, aren't they? My parents still love to tell everyone how I was thrown out of the reading circle in 2nd grade for passing gas. :oops:
 

hammer

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Who the hell arrests a kid for farting? :roll:

Yup, dads are pretty proud of those things, aren't they? My parents still love to tell everyone how I was thrown out of the reading circle in 2nd grade for passing gas. :oops:
I've got some real good ones on my kids, will make for some interesting conversations when they start dating...
 

bvibert

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Who the hell arrests a kid for farting? :roll:

Yup, dads are pretty proud of those things, aren't they? My parents still love to tell everyone how I was thrown out of the reading circle in 2nd grade for passing gas. :oops:

I never heard that story! :eek:
 

MRGisevil

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You probably weren't paying attention; they tell everyone that story. That's right up there with the diaper story my Aunt Cindy loves to share. :roll:

I don't have any fart stories but I did get kicked out of preschool for beating a kid up with my My Little Pony lunch box.

In my defense, he did try to steal it from me.
 
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