How Many Farts Today

[andyzee]

So far I think I'm good for about 20.

 

[Hawkshot99]

That is a average day here. I am in rare form today though....

 

[andyzee]

I'm trying to determine correlation between farts and the dinner, lunch, mogul, etc.. threads. Up to about 35 now, all dry.

 

[Hawkshot99]

Wet ones are so much better!

 

[2knees]

my almost 6 year old daughter has the incredible ability to fart on command. its awesome at family parties....

 

[andyzee]

Back in the late 70s/early 80s, me and a group of friends got thrown out of the Ritz in NYC (now known as Webster Hall). Reason, lighting stink bombs. No one lit stink bombs, appears one of my friends farted up a storm. Needless to say, we kicked the shit out of him afterwards.

 

[TheBEast]

I've never counted.....my 21 month old now has learned to say "toot toot Daddy"....pretty funny. I'm waiting for her to say "toot toot' to a stranger one day when she hear then fart in line or something.

 

[BeanoNYC]

I've never counted.....my 21 month old now has learned to say "toot toot Daddy"....pretty funny. I'm waiting for her to say "toot toot' to a stranger one day when she hear then fart in line or something.

We call them Hiney burps in my house.

 

[andyzee]

We call them Hiney burps in my house.

Hiney burps, good one! :lol:

 

[St. Bear]

Tacos tonight, so tomorrow I may be challenging the record of 35.

 

[andyzee]

As of tomorrow I will start an accurate count and report back. I am hereby challenging all to do the same. It would truly be interesting to know what is the normal amount of farts for one person in one day.

 

[Terry]

my almost 6 year old daughter has the incredible ability to fart on command. its awesome at family parties....

I wish I could do that. That is a talent to be envied. I can think of lots of good uses for that!

 

[andyzee]

I wish I could do that. That is a talent to be envied. I can think of lots of good uses for that!

 

[playoutside]

From a RealAge article I read last week...

"The average person passes gas about 14 times a day, and normally it doesn't smell bad. But what about when it does?
Here's one tip. Go easy on eggs, meat, beer, beans, and cauliflower. They all release nose-assaulting hydrogen sulfide when broken down by bacteria in the gut..."

Here's the link if you care to read the whole thing. I fear most of you will use this as a "how to" guide rather than a "how not too" guide! Let the stinkies rip!

http://www.realage.com/tips/how-to-make-gas-go-unnoticed

 

[andyzee]

OK, have to try again tomorrow, lost count already. I'm at about 15 in the past hour.

 

[Rambo]

Baked Beans:

 

[Moe Ghoul]

I ate strategically for 3 days to assure a warm environment in my sleeping bag. The count was less important than intensity, heat and flavor.

 

[Chunk]

Beans for breakfast so im somewhere in the hundreds today!haha

 

[drjeff]

my almost 6 year old daughter has the incredible ability to fart on command. its awesome at family parties....

Video her performances now! Should make for great bribery/extortion material, on your part, in about a decade when she's a dating age teenager and a young gentleman stops by the house to pick her up! :lol:

 

[Hawkshot99]

Sitting in a hotel room in Utah with 5 guys, after way too much Mexican food and PBR's this room stinks. But it never gets old when we hear one....