If you were being chased...Poll..

[ctenidae]

E) Sherman tank.

 

[noski]

Believe it or not, skis. I won't even run to the phone. I would either totally take out the pursuer with my horrendous and unpredictable skiing skill, or take the skis off and use as swords and clubs.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

With a 15 second headstart from the top of the Tram at Jackson Hole..only an Olympic Downhiller would catch me..I'd ski right to the bus..take the bus to town..take a cab to the airport..fly to Denver..rent a car..drive back to Jackson Hole..return my car to the airport..take a cab to town..take the bus to the mountain and reboard the Tram..my pursuer would be like WTF!!!

 

[Marc]

E) Sherman tank.

M-1 Abrams?