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5th most popular thread in the skiing forum now. Dipiro's thread is now in jeopardy. Must be all the raps.
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The NWS point forecast for Sugarloaf at 2,942' still looks good at night starting Sunday night through Thursday
Sunday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 16. Northwest wind between 13 and 15 mph.
Monday: Sunny, with a high near 38.
Monday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 18.
Tuesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 39.
Tuesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 23.
Wednesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 42.
Wednesday Night: A chance of showers. Cloudy, with a low around 22. Chance of precipitation is 30%.
Thursday: A chance of snow or rain showers. Cloudy, with a high near 34. Chance of precipitation is 40%.
Thursday Night: A chance of snow or rain showers. Cloudy, with a low around 20. Chance of precipitation is 40%.
Friday: Partly sunny, with a high near 33.
Sunday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 18. Northwest wind between 9 and 11 mph.
Monday: Sunny, with a high near 44.
Monday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 22.
Tuesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 46.
Tuesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 27.
Wednesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 49.
Wednesday Night: A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 29. Chance of precipitation is 30%.
Thursday: A chance of showers. Cloudy, with a high near 45. Chance of precipitation is 40%.
Thursday Night: A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 25. Chance of precipitation is 40%.
Friday: Partly sunny, with a high near 43.
I'm not much of a rapper, but I put this together. Sing it to the Brady Bunch theme:
Here's the story of a dawg named Steezy,
Who was rappin' and was goofin' all the time.
All his posts are solid gold, hard to fathom,
He's almost twenty nine.
Here's the story of a tool named snowman,
Who was busy with some rhymes of his own.
They were lame-ass, making us all wonder,
If he just might get owned.
Till the one day when Grilled Steezy met this snowman
We all wondered who would leave with a scar.
Then this jerk suggested that they "ski-off,"
So both threw a punch and then owned Highway Star
Own Highway Star. Own Highway Star.
That's the way that they both owned Highway Star.
I like this one. I think It would be premium if you had rapped it to yourself before you posted it. It loses flow here and there..like line 2 you need to lose "and was goofin". If you try to rap/sing it as is, it just doesn't flow. That's the problem with steezies too. He's got some good lines here and there, but it just doesn't all flow together. I know it doesn't have to rhyme to flow....but if you just can't rap or sing it however hard you try, there's obviously something wrong. I heard a lot of famous artists tell the same story of how most hit songs/raps are written in 5 minutes, like these (I hope). But, then they pick them apart for a few hours after...changing this and that. Then they come back to it a week later and pick at it some more. Then tehy come back to it a month later, and if they still like it, they go with it.
I like this one. I think It would be premium if you had rapped it to yourself before you posted it. It loses flow here and there..like line 2 you need to lose "and was goofin". If you try to rap/sing it as is, it just doesn't flow. That's the problem with steezies too. He's got some good lines here and there, but it just doesn't all flow together. I know it doesn't have to rhyme to flow....but if you just can't rap or sing it however hard you try, there's obviously something wrong. I heard a lot of famous artists tell the same story of how most hit songs/raps are written in 5 minutes, like these (I hope). But, then they pick them apart for a few hours after...changing this and that. Then they come back to it a week later and pick at it some more. Then tehy come back to it a month later, and if they still like it, they go with it.
A little better, you must have been up all night workin' on that?
Yes Steeze, I'm MC Snowman,
Me N Al Bundy, all members of no ma'am,
I flow sick, you flow slow man,
Come time ta shuffle you do the can can,
Kool mo dee is where I start,
I go way back, you jus a young fart,
4 weeks ago I kissed Rhianna,
My chick saw but still no dramma,
At the club I'm V.I.P.,
You down below, jus starin' at me,
Maybe not me, perhaps Akon,
He at my table, you still wit ya mom
I like this rap stuff, it's too easy,
I gettin betta, you still steezy,
This rap is hype, you can't deny,
Unless you sit there and just lie.
I'm not much of a rapper, but I put this together. Sing it to the Brady Bunch theme:
Here's the story of a dawg named Steezy,
Who was rappin' and was goofin' all the time.
All his posts are solid gold, hard to fathom,
He's almost twenty nine.
Here's the story of a tool named snowman,
Who was busy with some rhymes of his own.
They were lame-ass, making us all wonder,
If he just might get owned.
Till the one day when Grilled Steezy met this snowman
We all wondered who would leave with a scar.
Then this jerk suggested that they "ski-off,"
So both threw a punch and then owned Highway Star
Own Highway Star. Own Highway Star.
That's the way that they both owned Highway Star.
fine, I'll humor you
His name is snoman
We call him frosty
Don’t much care
When his eyes get glossy
He’s a trip, make that a dick
Braggin’ he’s rich,
Lookin’ like a prick
All Azer’s do is simply wish he’d quit
I don’t mind though
Sit back and let him go
Laughin’ to myself as his ego grows
It’s comic, him thinking he’s cronic
Boy needs to relax with a gin and tonic
And get real ya’ll
It hurts to watch him fall
Playin’ the fool like a know it all
So, four years yo
That’s how long he was making snow
Talkin like a pro
We all know what type of gun
That mr frosty blows
So that’s it and that’s all
Gonna walk off tall
I’ll be nice
this ain’t worth doin’ twice
And with that
HEY FROSTY! GET A F***IN’ LIFE!
5th most popular thread in the skiing forum now. Dipiro's thread is now in jeopardy. Must be all the raps.
I like this one. I think It would be premium if you had rapped it to yourself before you posted it. It loses flow here and there..like line 2 you need to lose "and was goofin". If you try to rap/sing it as is, it just doesn't flow. That's the problem with steezies too. He's got some good lines here and there, but it just doesn't all flow together. I know it doesn't have to rhyme to flow....but if you just can't rap or sing it however hard you try, there's obviously something wrong. I heard a lot of famous artists tell the same story of how most hit songs/raps are written in 5 minutes, like these (I hope). But, then they pick them apart for a few hours after...changing this and that. Then they come back to it a week later and pick at it some more. Then tehy come back to it a month later, and if they still like it, they go with it.
Wait are you some hip-hop producer??? I Challenge you to a rap battle this season and somebody can record it to see what the AZs thing...
Like I said, you're supposed to sing it to the Brady Bunch theme. Oh yeah, you're Canadian... Let me help you out:
Try it again, genius... :roll:
you guy's rap
is a whole lotta crap
take it to the head
or better yet
make your own thread
But you see, SRO
what you don't know
is that we wanna make the thread
keep on movin' ahead.
Just a few more posts,
we're gettin' close,
we can almost boast,
our thread's the most grandiose.
If you don't like what you see,
here's my imperial decree:
head back to skiMRV,
where there ain't no emcee.
:wink:
I can rhyme, but I sure as hell can't rap, lol
SRO... you asked for it :wink:
A "ski off" challenge has morphed into a rap off? This is comedy. I needed a laugh this morning, what with all the rain, so I thought "hey, why not get caught up on the last 100 posts in the Late October Snowmaking thread? What a riot. I really don't have anything to add but figured I could help get this thread closer to the top three all time.
A "ski off" challenge has morphed into a rap off? This is comedy. I needed a laugh this morning, what with all the rain, so I thought "hey, why not get caught up on the last 100 posts in the Late October Snowmaking thread? What a riot. I really don't have anything to add but figured I could help get this thread closer to the top three all time.