Russian National tries passing a fake $100 bill at NH liquor store

[Marc]

In advance of Putin's visit...




Well.... at least they were trying to buy whisky and not vodka....

 

[bill2ski]

Ahhrg, Kennebunkport is a freakin zoo as of this weekend,
We have turned into a police state, complete with security zones and checkpoints. Trying to take the boat out this weekend is going to be like taking a day trip on the Tigress and Euphrates. The town is crawling with SS (secret service) guy's. A bunch of them showed up in inflatable kayak's toting what appeared to be a "crowd control device" not to mention the pivot mounted machine gun wielding commando's that blast around in twin 225 hp Zebco's.
I think I will head to the mountains this weekend and avoid the press,protesters and the "presidents"

 

[bvibert]

That does it! Next time I'm in Russia I'm gonna try and pass off a fake $100 bill! :angry:

 

[ckofer]

I hope at least they stuck the guy with some crappy vodka from Londonderry.

 

[bigbog]

....sounds like a swingin' weekend........

.......We have turned into a police state, complete with security zones and checkpoints. Trying to take the boat out this weekend is going to be like taking a day trip on the Tigress and Euphrates. The town is crawling with SS (secret service) guy's. A bunch of them showed up in inflatable kayak's toting what appeared to be a "crowd control device" not to mention the pivot mounted machine gun wielding commando's that blast around in twin 225 hp Zebco's.

...Just your average weekend crowd from Mass eh' Bill..?
:-D

 

[bill2ski]

...Just your average weekend crowd from Mass eh' Bill..?
:-D

This crowd is anything but "average" At lest the protesters didn't burn an effigy of W at dock square.
So far, no shots fired that i'm aware of.

 

[Marc]

This crowd is anything but "average" At lest the protesters didn't burn an effigy of W at dock square.
So far, no shots fired that i'm aware of.

You want to see shots fired, go out with a sandwich board on that says "Only Pansies Drink Vodka"

 

[bill2ski]

You want to see shots fired, go out with a sandwich board on that says "Only Pansies Drink Vodka"

LOL The funny part is Putin was the only one to catch anything on board FIDELITY when they went fishing on sunday. I'm pretty sure it was a sculpin, that made FOUR bottom feeders on the boat.

 

[Marc]

I guess probably going out and setting a string of lobster pots wouldn't have been as exciting.



Would've made for better dinner though.

 

[Marc]

Ah yes.... the "scared to wake up to nuclear holocaust" good-old-days....

All kidding aside, I think Putin finally saw the end of Hunt for Red October and he was looking for his lost submarine.

 

[bigbog]

....Yeah but Jerry.....

Setting my a$$ .. probably pulled a string or two in the name of national security and had a great supper. Remember the good old days where a russian wasn't allowed within a hundred miles of the Portsmouth Naval shipyard .. now the KGB are staying at the local Holiday Inn. :roll:

Russian businessmen now own the Holiday Inn....!
*My favorite jingle....Duck & Cover, MG I remember those drills...head for the basement, then(as mentioned by old social comic Mort Sahl(sp?))....afterwards we'd all come up into the classrooms and pick up where we left off in geography/social-studies classes...
Dubya's fishing technique = simply tossing hand grenades over the side...to bring em' up ;-)

Steve

 

[bill2ski]

I stand corrected Ol' Putin baby "caught" himself a genuine striped bass. Sub legal size so they couldn't keep it, not that he'd eat anything that comes from the ocean after knowing what the ruskies have "really" been dumping into it for the last couple of centuries. I think their the ones behind all this global warming. It's freaking cold in most of their country and they hate it, and us, cause, we like the cold. "LET THE NEW COLD WAR BEGIN"
I was about to say something about being the one to fire the first shot But... I live in a town where that kind or rhetoric can get you disappeared:-o

 

[bigbog]

.....(Putin) "caught" himself a genuine striped bass. Sub legal size so they couldn't keep it, not that he'd eat anything that comes from the ocean after knowing what the ruskies have "really" been dumping into it for the last couple of centuries.....

Was thinking the same direction!;-) ;-)