The Joke Thread

[o3jeff]

What do Go-Pro Cameras and Hemorrhoids have in common??

I give up.

What's the punch line?

 

[WoodCore]

What's the punch line?

Every a••hole has one!

 

[stek]

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

Give me a minute to get hard, I just came out a chick.

 

[o3jeff]

A man went to see his doctor.

"You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said.

The man asked, "Why?"

The doctor replied, "Because I''m trying to examine you!"

 

[o3jeff]

Why are New Yorkers always depressed?

Cause the light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.

 

[legalskier]

Q: Whats the most challenging thing to do in Connecticut?

A: The New York Times crossword puzzle.