The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

[andyzee]

I'll take a couple of bones to go

Not sure that this forum is the appropriate place to mention that.:roll:

 

[bill2ski]

Not sure that this forum is the appropriate place to mention that I have to smoke 2 for breakfast.

Wash it down with a couple twinky's and your good to go.

 

[wa-loaf]

I'm a silly twinky and up to no good.

We take all kinds here, but stay out of trouble. :razz:

 

[ckofer]

We're all kind here, so stay out of trouble. :razz:

This may be tough, I am prone to mischief.

 

[bill2ski]

This may be tough, I am prone to misquote.

That's the whole idea

 

[ckofer]

Just a baby, yeah ..

I guess it's time to grow the beard back.

 

[bvibert]

I guess it's time to grow out my back hair, again.

Dude, that's just disturbing...

 

[wa-loaf]

Dude, sorry to disturb you.

That's OK. You can go back to mowing your back.

 

[bvibert]

That's OK. I'm having a design mowed into my back hair.

That's pretty cool, you must have a large back.

 

[bill2ski]

That's pretty cool, you must have a larger back than my mom.

Is she a body builder ?

 

[ajl50]

That body builder is a she.

 

[BushMogulMaster]

That dude is a she.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

:wink:

 

[wa-loaf]

Not that there's anything wrong with me. :wink:

No, you're perfect just the way you are.

 

[ckofer]

Whoa, you've got purple dust in your hair.

I know, I let my kid paint her room with spray cans.

 

[BushMogulMaster]

I'm dumb, I let my kid paint her mom with spray cans.

I know this great counselor by the name of Troi... you should really pay a visit!

:wink:

 

[bvibert]

I'm dating this great counselor by the name of Troi... you should see her naked!

:wink:

Are you sure she'd be OK with that? I thought she was seeing that guy with the funny forehead...

 

[wa-loaf]

You should see how big my forehead is!

You know what they say "Big forehead, big.....................hairloss!"

 

[bill2ski]

You know what they say "Big foreskin, big.....................hairloss!"

I just don't see how the two are related ? :dunce:

 

[bill2ski]

So are you spraying your two big feet ?

Otherwise, I would have to sleep in my skiboots

 

[wa-loaf]

I sleep with the fishes in my concrete boots

You gotta stop betting on the world cup races. :razz: