The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

[bill2ski]

Dreds are bad, mmmkay?

Wha chagot against Jamacia, Mahn. Don ja do Reggafest at da Loaf.

 

[ckofer]

Whatcha got? A jam maker?.

Yup, it's one of those stupid things I bought from a home shopping channel.

 

[wa-loaf]

Yup, it's one of those stupid things I bought from a Porn Shop.

Hey, I hope that was just ski porn!

 

[bill2ski]

Hey, I love that juicy ski porn!

This place is getting twisted. I'm Scared

 

[BushMogulMaster]

This place is getting kinky. I'm Screwed.

I thought this was a ski forum. You guys are messed up.

 

[bill2ski]

I thought this was a ski naked forum. Are you guys dressed up ?

This forum is clothing optional, If your a chick.

 

[threecy]

The jerk store called and they're running out of you.

Oh ya? Well you're their all time best seller!

 

[wa-loaf]

Oh ya? Well I'm the local drug dealer!

Got any specials?

 

[Marc]

Got any thongs or black lace teddies?

If he doesn't have any, I know of at least three others in the place that you can't get 'em...

 

[bill2ski]

If he doesn't have any, I know at least threecy is in the place that you can get 'em...

:flame: We can play nice or it can get ugly Upick,

 

[wa-loaf]

You are nice and I'm ugly. I have a tick.

I know you are but what am I?

 

[ckofer]

I know you, but who am I?

That's okay Grampa.

 

[Terry]

I'm an old tired Grampa.

I know how you feel. I have days like that.

 

[wa-loaf]

I like how you feel. My days are like that.

Um, does his wife know?

 

[bill2ski]

yum, does his wife row?

A little fishing amoung friends ?:wink:

 

[threecy]

A little fishing for insults?:wink:

You're about as cool as Don Orsillo's hairline

 

[BushMogulMaster]

You're about as stupid as I am!

Well, you've gotta go with your strengths.......

 

[wa-loaf]

I suck at moguls.

Damn kids, just don't ski like they used to. :wink:

 

[BushMogulMaster]

Damn me, just can't ski moguls like you, Bushmogulmaster!

I know. Everyone wants to ski like me! :wink:

 

[ckofer]

I know everyone! Want to ski with me?:wink:

Okay, as long as you have free lift passes.