The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

[ckofer]

You gotta stop betting on the cup to protect you. :razz:

I know, but my reflexes aren't that good.

 

[bill2ski]

I know how to flex, but i'm not that good.

You should be building mass, before trying to impress the judges :flag:

 

[bvibert]

You should be building in Mass., it's the best way to impress Satan :flag:

Why would Satan care if you build in MA? For that matter why are you so interested in impressing Satan?

 

[wa-loaf]

:evil::evil:I care for Satan and want to impress him.:evil::evil:

Woa dude, lets keep religion out of it. I think you can find all you need here: satannet.com

 

[bill2ski]

Woa dude, lets make a religion out of it. I think we can find all we need here: satannet.com

This place is starting to give me the creeps:uzi::evil:

 

[Marc]

This place is starting to make me horny

I think this place has all the leg humpers it can hold already, bill.

 

[wa-loaf]

I can hardly hold my enthusiasm for leg humping.

Jeeze, I'm going to keep my dog away from you. :roll:

 

[bill2ski]

Oh No ! My dog has fused with Marc ...

Throw a bucket of cold water on them

 

[wa-loaf]

Throw a bucket of cold water on me!

Ease up on the ski porn, buddy. You might cause permanent damage.

 

[ckofer]

Ease up when you ski corn, buddy. You might cause permanent damage to your knees.

Thanks, now how do I do a stem christie in this stuff?

 

[bill2ski]

Thanks,to stem cell research, I will be able to regrow new knees

Yea, but what about the moral implications ?

 

[bvibert]

Yea, but what about the oral infections ?

I thought we were talking about skiing?

 

[wa-loaf]

I'm not talking about skiing?

Well it is the miscellaneous discussion forum. But you seem confused about the matter.

 

[wa-loaf]

I just realize I am old. Back in the mid sixties something happened. There was snow on the ground and my dad took me out into the woods and off he went. Wait, where am I? Arghh, I've fallen and can't get up! :-?

Despite the fact that your dad tried to get rid of you like a pesky skunk. I still like you.

 

[bill2ski]

"Spare the rod and spoil the child" goes a little too far sometimes, but in this instance it seems justified.

 

[wa-loaf]

In this instance it seems justified to spoil the rod.

Carefull, you'll grow hair on your palms.

 

[bill2ski]

Carefull, you'll grow a mountain on your head.

Judging by your avatar,I can see the risk , Rogaine = Snogaine

 

[wa-loaf]

Judging by your avatar, I can see the snow.

Oh, you sno-tease me so!

 

[bvibert]

Oh, strip-tease me some more!

Hey guys lets keep this clean. I'm sure there's other forums if you're into that sort of thing...

 

[Beetlenut]

Hey guys lets clean this kreep. I'm sure there's other methods of haberdashery if you're into that snort of thing...

Now wait a minute... lets not go gettin all Sopranos on the poor guy, it's only hygiene for cripes sake!