The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

[bvibert]

If you know where to drop the soap.You shouldn't have any problems in prison.:-D

Are you coming on to him?? Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[wa-loaf]

He's mine and keep your hands off!

Chill dude, it's an open forum no need to get jealous.

 

[bill2ski]

Smells kind of like Ben-Gay in here ..I've got a muscle that needs rubbing ...

This thread is like a lost seed " you never know when it will pop up or what strange fruits it will bear"

 

[wa-loaf]

I am a bad seed and I will pop you, you fruit!

Oh boy, I think I'll keep my distance from you on the slopes!

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

Oh boy, I think I need to change my tighty whities after tearing up that slope.

You're not fooling anybody. Time to get some Depends Undergarments.

 

[bill2ski]

I would like to fool around with someone wearing Depends Undergarments.

I think it would kill the foreplay :beer:

 

[bill2ski]

If you use latex gloves, I have several packages of clean'n fresh near by for after your done??

Maybe you should try a stool stool softener.Your method of disimpaction sounds uke:

 

[ckofer]

Maybe you should try a softer stool

Don't bother, I'll just stand.

 

[bvibert]

Don't bother me, I'm just standing up for my right to pee in public.

Ummm... I'm pretty sure that's not a right....

 

[wa-loaf]

Ummm... I'm pretty sure I'm not right....I can't even put together my season video

Well, there's always next season. . .

 

[sledhaulingmedic]

Well, there's no rime or reason. . .

Well, I can always ski East glade...

 

[bvibert]

Well, I can't ever ski East glade...

Is that because you lack the skills, or are you no longer welcome in those parts?

 

[sledhaulingmedic]

Is that because you wacked your balls, or are you lacking in those parts?

Maybe the Big Stix are just an effort to compensate?

 

[bvibert]

Maybe my Big Stick is just too big an effort to constrain?

Sounds like you need some looser pants, or you're looking for an excuse to live in a nudist colony.

 

[wa-loaf]

My pants are too tight, and I've been kicked out of the nudist colony.

Hell, at least you were skiing yesterday.

 

[ckofer]

Hell, at least you were king for the day.

I guess I shouldn't complain.

 

[sledhaulingmedic]

I guess I can't cross Champlaign

So I'll Have to drive around to get to Whiteface

 

[bill2ski]

So I'll Have to drive to get to Whiteface ?

You can try hitchhiking ,

 

[sledhaulingmedic]

You took the bitch biking? ,

Maybe she'd prefer kayaking?

 

[bvibert]

Maybe she'd prefer yak herding?

What kind of woman are we talking about here?